I'm Sirius (Sirius Black Fan Fiction)

Chapter 18 - Perverts and Hairbrushes

A/N

I am so, so, so, so, so sorry for being such a terrible author and updating so late. I would make up an excuse but that would just be pathtic so I'll spare you and just say that I was being lazy.  -S.E.A.

Sirius POV:

I woke up the next morning to the sensational feeling of a levitating pillow whacking me repeatedly in the face. Blindly I fought off the vicious feathery beast only to see a furious Madam Pomphrey glaring at me and Evelina rubbing her eyes sleepily. I gulped slightly and gave a sheepish grin.

"Whaaaaa..." It seems as though Evelina forgot about our sharing a bed because she looked at me with utter confusion before realizing our situation.

"MR. BLACK, YOU ARE TOO YOUNG TO TRICK INJURED GIRLS INTO HAVING INAPPROPRIATE RELATIONS WITH YOU!!! ESPECIALLY IN THE INFIRMARY!!!" Evelina's jaw dropped open and I started laughing hysterically.

"Poppy," Madam P's face turned a dark color of red at the new nickname, "worry not, Miss. Evelina and I were simply sleeping together, no 'inappropriate relations' were occurring...much to dear Eve's dismay." I smirked as Evelina gasped and smacked me on the cheek. It stung but I saw her arm tightening in restraint as she hit me so as to avoid actually injuring me.

"Madam Pomphrey, this idiot is simply messing with you! Trust me, nothing happened between us! And nothing was imagined either." Evelina gritted her teeth as she glared at me before smiling sweetly at Poppy.

"I don't care! Mr. Black, you will be serving detention in here for today." I sighed but nodded my head in recognition of my punishment. "Ms. Edens, you must stay for one more day, you will be released tonight at dinner." Evelina frowned but agreed with Madam Pomphrey, she looked tired and probably had a nasty headache. I grinned and rolled out of Evelina's bed, saluting to her once I hit the ground, and then told Poppy I would get changed in my room and come back down to help. She sighed and waved me along.

"Yo, Sirius, where were you? Committing incest?" I was confused for a second before I remembered calling Evelina my sister. I bit back a snappy reply and tried to calm down my blush. Didn't work. James' eyes widened in shock and suddenly he was standing right in front of me. "Wait, why are you blushing? What happened?!" The door opened and a shirtless Remus walked into the room after showering. It seems as though he forgot to grab his shirt when he left at first.

"Erm..." I couldn't find the words to explain my crush. My voice just wouldn't work.

"What's going on?" Remus looked at us in confusion.

"I think Sirius did something with Eve!" James responded loudly.

"WHAT?"

"SHHHHHH," I yelled. "Geeze you two. We didn't do anything, just slept in the same bed..." James sighed sadly and tsked me.

"Dude, that's so normal. When are you going to realize you like her?" I blushed again and ducked my head.

"Oh my god. You figured it out?!" Remus whisper-shouted.

"...I guess?" James gave out a loud whoop and clapped me on the back in congratulations. After talking about everything for five minutes, I ran to shower and made my way back down to the Infirmary. I entered the room dramatically and rushed over to Evelina's bed, ignoring the curtains and throwing them open. Evelina looked up in surprise and smiled when I plopped down next to her.

"Took you long enough, butt head." Evelina laughed lightly and punched me in the arm. "Now, I need to go shower. Help me out of bed." I raised a brow.

"Can't you stand up? Geeze, Evie, you're getting weak." I smirked as she huffed and threw back the covers, proceeding to get out of bed. The second her feet touched the floor Evelina immediately collapsed and on impulse I jumped up just in time to grab her. Touching her sent a slight jolt through my body and I looked away in embarrassment.

"Thanks, Sirius..." she murmured in annoyance. Obviously she's pissed that she fell over. I pushed my new revelation out of my head and tried to act normal

"No problem, I'm just being the hero we all know I was born to be." I winked and shot her a flirtatious wink, something Evelin's has always brushed off. Today my chest felt a slight pang as she rolled her eyes and simply laughed.

"Dude, you aren't a hero, you're more of a dragon who burned the hero and ate him for dinner." I grinned and helped Evie to the bathroom adjacent to the infirmary. "Thanks butthead, I can take it from here." I gave a mock salute and left the room to begin my chores.

Half an hour passed and I heard the soothing sounds of water dissipate, leaving me in an odd silence. Madam Pomphrey was in her office and I was told not to bother her while she measured out the ingredients she needs for this month.

"Yo, Evie, need any help...dressing?" I added a teasing tone to my voice but grew a little worried when there was no response. "...Evie?" Still nothing. "Evelina, open this door right now." You could have heard a pin drop. A few scary images of Evelina on the ground after having fallen flashed through my mind and I was in the other room before I could help myself. One shower stall looked extra steamy and out walked Evelina in a big, fluffy towel and a relaxed expression on her face. My face flushed suddenly and I wished I had borrowed James' invisibility cloak because it took only seconds for Evelina to recognize my presence. Oh boy.

"AHHH, BLOODY HELL. STOP BEING A PERVERT SIRIUS!" Like a beast, Evelina chucked a heavy bottle of shampoo directly at my head and only my quick, Quidditch honed instincts helped me avoid a her in the hospital bed...again. "YOU BASTARD, BE GLAD I HAD ON MY TOWEL AND NOT MY WAND BECAUSE YOUD BE A BLOODY PULP RIGHT NOW!" I ducked again as conditioner dialed towards my head.

"Actually, seeing you with only a wand would be rather heavenly." I smirked and side stepped a bar of soap.

"WE'RE 13 DUMBASS!"

"Its never to early to get frisky." I winked at Evie only to be met by stars and the cold hard ground. Apparently she's better at throwing hairbrushes than objects made for cleanliness.

Sorry for the double update, I forgot to name the chapter again :p (as you can tell, I'm really bad about that)