"Attack of the Void"

Part 8: The Demon Jester.

Alpha Khazix is on our path. We attack it but it's too fast. It always disappear and attack. We still stick together, It slice my armor.

I fell down, and its about to finish me, then I heard laughing. Alpha Khazix is confuse, then a blade hit the Alpha.

The Alpha looks ok so it go to the jungle and find it.

Alpha Khazix: I'll be back.

Then we run, and then we saw the Alpha, running away and not attacking. Then as we look at the woods, we saw a man backwards.

It look at us very slowly, very creepy. Then a smoke, he disappear. We saw a box we get close to it, and then it explode.

We can't get up, we are stunned. Then I saw someone running towards us, he is laughing so hard. He's laughing very scary.

I try to move, it's so difficult and he's still running towards me and laughing. Then I grab my sword and spin it.

Then he disappear again. I look around but his gone. He's at my back and I stab him, I killed him. Then he look at me and speak. "It's not me" he said.

Then he explode, then he appear again and said, "you killed a clown, mmwwuuuhhaaaahhhhaaa!!!!!!!" He said.

I charge to him and slice but he dodge.

Garen: who are you?

Shaco: I'm Shaco, want to see a magic tick.

I attack him but then he disappear.

Shaco: now you see me, now you don't.

Garen: come out and fight like a man.

Then he appear and throw a blade at me. I am mad and I yellow name.

Shaco: Why so serious.

Garen: uuuaaahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!

Shaco: over here, I'm tired I can't take it anymore.

Xin: ga,aren hi,hi, his batting you!

Garen: I don't care!!!

I run to Shaco, and then something hit me.

I wake up and saw a man looking at me, I realize it was Sion.

Garen: crap.

Sion: remember me.

Garen: sure I do you ugly beast.

I saw Shaco on the chair spinning all over again.

Shaco: wweee, wwweee, wweee, wwweee, wweee, I'm a good boy.

Garen: I hate you.

Shaco: that's bad, because I love you, wwwuuuuhhhhaaaahahahaha.

They suddenly leave outside the bloody cave.

I am in chains, there is no way I can escape. I look at my side and saw a man half fish.

Garen: what happen to your eye?

Fish: Shack did this.

Garen: how?

Flash back of the fish man.

He was walking and Shaco came by and ask.

Shaco: what do you call a fish with no I (eye)

Fish: eye less fish.

Then Shaco take off his eye and said.

Shaco: the answer is FSH, no I get it, wwuuuhhhahahahah!!!

Garen: ouch.

Fish: yeah but sometimes, I like him.

Garen: Why?

Fish: because his funny and he feed me.

I wait for something happen. They finally come back but they are with someone. It's not a man or an animal. It's Velkoz.

Garen: crap

Jax: yeah, this is bad.