7- Three Words Not Two

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Eyeearoh- why the fuck did Brendon just walk into the apartment with like five dicks a cat and "I love pussy" on his face?

Bden- two words: Gerard did it

Ryroro- babe that's three words

Bden- shut up I have a hangover

Eyeearoh- lol whatever floats your boat

OneWay- MICHAEL JAMES WAY!

OneWay- WHY THE FUCK IS THERE A USED CONDOM ON MY BATHROOM FLOOR

Eyeearoh- lol shame

OneWay- fuck you

OneWay- the fucking bastard won't pick up his damn phone

OneWay- goddammit neither will carys

OneWay- those dirty fuckin bastards

Bden- lol you fucking deserve it

Ryroro- karmas a bitch

OneWay- YOU WERE THE ONE WHO TOLD ME TO DRAW ON HIS DUMB FUCKING FACE!

Bden- that's my face you're talking about asshole

Eyeearoh- now Gerard, if Ryan told you I jump of a bridge would you?

OneWay- no that's not the point

Theotherway- okay so we met a cute guy

Themightycaruso- HEY!

Theotherway- you know it's true

Themightycaruso- yeah you're right...

OneWay- you fucking assholes

OneWay- I told you, no sex in my apartment!

Theotherway- lol sorry bro

Themightycaruso- at least you know we're being safe

OneWay- true. I don't think mama wants to be a grandma yet anyway

Eyeearoh- lol you call your mum mama xD

Themightycaruso- don't you dare insult Mama Way. She is amazing you "straight" ass mother fucker

Eyeearoh- really.

Eyeearoh- even someone I dont know thinks I'm gay

Themightycaruso- it's called a gaydar sweetheart

Theotherway- how the fuck do you have a gaydar?

Themightycaruso- how do you have a jawline that's sharper than Gerard's sass

Theotherway- I rest my case

Themightycaruso- gentlemen, that's how you win a fight

Themightycaruso- I was gonna say ladies and gentlemen but then I realised that I'm the only one her with nothing dangling between my legs

Eyeearoh- lol my kinda person

Theotherway- watch it, that's my girlfriend

Themightycaruso- awwwww he's pouting but looking mad all at once. It's fucking cute

OneWay- I know that face. That face is funny to watch

Themightycaruso- lol where did Ryan and forehead go?

Eyeearoh- bathroom. Together. Showers on. Scary noises..

OneWay- you poor thing. 

Eyeearoh- bitch

OneWay- deal with it child

Themightycaruso- BABE! I found my new otp

Theotherway- same tbh

Eyeearoh- fuck you

OneWay- that's gay remember

Eyeearoh- UGGHHHHHHHHHHHG

OneWay- I bet I could get you to be louder ;)

Themightycaruso- boi

Theotherway- I was gonna say gross but I just can't bring myself to do it. I ship it too hard

Theotherway- babe why did I let you introduce me to Tumblr?

Themightycaruso- no one knows why you do anything Mikey

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