Hello Fascination (BoyxBoy)

Hello Fascination (BxB) ch9

Caleb's POV

I jump on Chelsea's couch, squealing like an idiot. She joins me until we both collapse in exhaustion.

Tyler, me. Me, Tyler. Together. Dating!

I blow out the puff of air I've been holding and smile sheepishly at Chels. She grins back at me and tackles me in a hug. "So you didn't tell me yet, did you pop your cherry?"

I cock my head to the side. My whos-it-whats-it? "I don't have any cherries."

"God, Caleb. Canned his sausage? Stab your 'G'? Drop the soap? Man tampon-ed? Sit on his gopher? Up the wall? Swapped baby batter? Knocked boots? Bumped nasties? Did the horizontal bop? Ride the flagpole? Make whoopie? Played hide the salami? Cowgirled? Hizzit the skizzins? Rumped in the trunk?- I can go all day, Caleb. Have. You. Had. Sex?"

Swapped what- hide the wha- what the hell is a skizzin?!?! I blush and stare opened mouthed at my best friend. "N-n-no! Bageezeus, Chelsea! I ain't no hoe!" yells I as my hand swats at her arm.

She rubs spot I hit on her arms and mumble, "Double negatives, Caleb, you whore."

I glare at her and she glares right back. We both burst out laughing.

"But seriously, did you have a good time?" she asks (quite loudly for her, may I add).

Dreamily, I snuggle into Tyler's sweatshirt which smells exactly of the sweet, exotic Tyler I just had a date with. "Yea," I sigh wistfully. "But Chels?"

"Hmm?"

"You seem oddly happy. What's going on?" I turn so I can face her fully.

She bites her lip but smiles at the same time. "I'm just happy that you're happy. Tyler seems like a good guy and I'm proud of you for giving him a chance."

Sappy tears well in my eyes as I leap onto my best friend's lap. "I LOVE YOU CHELSEA-WELSEY!"

Giggling she repeats me and hugs me tighter. "You too, gay-boy. But that's not the only reason I'm happy."

I lean back and grin at her, waiting for her to continue.

"Um Connor and I kind of.. uh.. clicked... and I-"

"BITCH GOT SOME!" I yell, "You dirty bird."

"Not that kind of 'clicked', god, Caleb! first you don't get any of my sex lingo and not you just jump right to that conclusion! You pervy gay-boy."

I stick my tongue out at her before replying, "What-evs. But really, what happened?"

"We just got to know each other- in a friend way, Caleb. He's taking me on a date in a few days an-"

"WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Now we can go on double dates with our boyfriends!" I jump off of the couch and shuffle my feet. " 'Erry day I'm- STEPPING ON THE BEACH! DOO DOO DOO DOO-ROO-DOO DOO!"

Chelsa facepalms and rolls her eyes.

I narrow my eyes at her and sing, "BABY I WAS BORN THIS WAY-AY~!"

"CALEB. Settle down now. No need to be a hyper-active five year old." Chelsea pulls be back onto the couch.

Too late. I'm practically vibrating with energy.

"AND, my parents said they'll come home tomorrow for my birthday."

I pause and look at her. I give her a small smile and take her into my arms once again. Her parents usually ignore her. They're never home and pretend they don't have two young teenagers. This really means a lot to her.