Finale

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(A/N: My great big finale. This is a mix of different songs, some solos, some duets, some groups. Please pay attention to details in brackets to explain what's going on. Thank you for taking this journey with me, guys. I know sometimes I sucked and I know sometimes I wasn't really feeling it, but you all have been very supportive and I love you. I might have something better in store for you all, just wait on it.)

[Campers gather for late night camp fire songs. It's usually led by Apollo campers, but not tonight. Tonight is the night Greeks and Romans celebrate the one-year anniversary of beating the Earth mother. Piano begins playing "Welcome to the Black Parade"] 

Percy: When I was a young boy,
My best friend [punches Grover's shoulder] took me into a camp
On top of Half Blood Hill

He said, "Percy when you grow up,
You will be the savior of the campers,
The satyrs and the mortals?"
He said "Will you defeat them,
The monsters, and the Lord of Time,
The plans that the Oracle has made?"
"Because one day Kronos
will march to New York in the summer,
To end The Olympian gods."

[Music stops. Upbeat music in the tone of "Uptown Funk" starts]

Leo: Stop
Wait a minute
Fill my cup put some nectar in it
Take a sip, break a neck
Jason, Get the stretch!
Ride to Harlem, Hollywood, Jackson, Mississippi
If we show up, we gon' show out
Smoother than a jar of Ambrosia

I'm too hot (hot damn)
Call Hephaestus the god of fire
I'm too hot (hot damn)
Make Festus wanna retire, man
I'm too hot (hot damn) (hot damn)
Bitch, say my name you know who I am
I'm too hot (hot damn)
And my crew 'bout to kill Gaea 
Break it down...

["Stereo Hearts" starts]

Piper: My heart's a stereo [Looks at Jason]
It beats for you, so listen close
Hear my thoughts in every no-o-o-te
Make me your radio
And turn me up when you feel low (turn it up a little bit)
This melody was meant for you
Just sing along to my stereo

["On Top of the World" starts]

Percy: If you love somebody
Better tell them while they're here 'cause
They just may run away from you

Jason: You'll never know quite when, well
Then again it just depends on
How long of time is left for you

Jason: I've had the highest mountains
Percy: I've had the deepest rivers
Jason: You can have it all but life keeps moving

Percy: I take it in but don't look down

Jason and Percy: 'Cause I'm on top of the world, 'ay
I'm on top of the world, 'ay
Waiting on this for a while now
Paying my dues to the dirt
I've been waiting to smile, 'ay
Been holding it in for a while, 'ay
Take you with me if I can
Been dreaming of this since a child
I'm on top of the world.

[Annabeth sits confused. All songs sound rehearsed, then "All You Need is Love" starts. Piper pulls Annabeth while everyone follows them]

Love, love, love
Love, love, love
Love, love, love

Chiron: There's nothing you can do that can't be done
Hazel: Nothing you can fight that can't be fought
Grover: Nothing you can say but you can learn how to play the game
Tyson: It's easy

Leo: Nothing you can make that can't be made
Reyna: No one you can save that can't be saved
Nico: Nothing you can do but you can learn how to be you in time
Calypso: It's easy

Campers: All you need is love
All you need is love
All you need is love, love
Piper: Love is all you need

Campers: All you need is love
All you need is love
All you need is love, love
Piper: Love is all you need

Jason: Nothing you can know that isn't known
Frank: Nothing you can see that isn't shown
Thalia: Nowhere you can be that isn't where you're meant to be
Will: It's easy

All you need is love
All you need is love
All you need is love, love
Piper: Love is all you need

All you need is love (All together, now!)
All you need is love (Everybody!)
All you need is love, love
Piper: Love is all you need (love is all you need)

Yee-hai!
Oh yeah!
He loves you, yeah yeah yeah
He loves you, yeah yeah yeah

[They ended up in the infirmary. Annabeth started sorting her confusion, but before she could speak, "Marry You" starts playing.]

Percy: It's a beautiful night ,
The stars make a beautiful view
Hey baby
I think I want to marry you

Is it the look in your eyes?
Or is it these dancing boys?
Who cares baby
I think I wanna marry you

[Talking] Percy: We met right here. I woke up in this woman's care, she nursed me to health by handing me nectar and ambrosia. And for those of you that know me, know I'm not in the habit of trusting people easily, but I think that my soul knew something that my body and my mind didn't know yet. It knew that were meant to protect each other... fearlessly and forever. Which is why it's never really felt like I've been getting to know you, it's always felt like I was remembering you from something. As if in every lifetime that you and I have ever lived, we've chosen to come back and find each other and fall in love all over again. Over and over. For all eternity. And I just feel so lucky that I found you so soon in this lifetime, because all I want to do, all I've ever wanted to do, is spend my life loving you. So, Annabeth Chase [gets down on one knee], my amazing friend, my one true love, will you marry me?

Annabeth (in tears): Yes! Yes!

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