Dialogue:
Piper: We need to do something about the year round kids, guys.
Leo: Beauty queen's right. I've never seen Harely so down before.
Annabeth: It's the most depressing time of year for the year round folks... believe me.
Hazel: Gods that's horrible, but what can we do?
Apollo: *Descending down from the heavens* Did someone say gods?
Percy: Uh, no offense Apollo, but we got no time for quests. We're trying to bring some Christmas spirit into camp.
Apollo: *Offended* Percy Jackson, you dare say I'm selfish?
Everyone: Yes!
Apollo: I am of course... but this is Christmas! My twin sister invented Santa's sleigh.
Annabeth: That's right! I read that Artemis' chariot was pulled by reindeer, inspiring the original tale of popularized sleigh of Saint-
Jason: Thank you, Athena.
Apollo: Which is why I, the fabulous, magnificent, and not at all selfish, Apollo, have convinced my sister to change her nightly route to fly her chariot over the skyline of Half Blood Hill
Will: Wow, I'm impressed. I'm proud of you, pops.
Apollo: Thanks son. Oh, and this goes without saying, but I will be expecting EXTRA sacrifices in my honor tonight. Maybe even a banner that says: PRAISE PHOEBES APOLLO, BRINGER OF CHRISTMAS.
Nico: *Rolls eyes* And there it is...
At the amphitheater, the younger campers gather around, looking depressed and sad. Apollo campers start playing music as per usual every night
Piper: Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus,
Right down Santa Claus Lane.
Leo: Vixen, Blitzen, and all his reindeer
Pulling on the reins.
Frank: Hermes pranking, Ares fighting,
All is merry and bright.
Hazel: Hang your stockings and praise your parents,
'Cause Santa Claus comes tonight.
Annabeth: Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus,
Right down Santa Claus Lane.
Grover: He's got a bag that's filled with flowers
For satyrs and nymphs again.
Connor: Hear those sleigh bells jingle jangle,
What a beautiful sight.
Clovis: Jump in bunk, cover up your head,
'Cause Santa Claus comes tonight.
Will: Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus,
Right down Santa Claus Lane.
Jason: He doesn't care if you're Greek or Roman,
He loves you just the same.
Percy: Santa knows that Half blood children,
Get the best gifts tonight.
Reyna: Fill your hearts with Christmas cheer,
'Cause Santa Claus comes tonight.
Rachel: Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus,
Right down Santa Claus Lane.
Chiron: He'll come around when the lights are out
And harpies roam again
Courage and love will come to all
If you just follow your hearts
Let's give thanks to the gods above,
Everybody: 'Cause Santa Claus is comin' tonight.
'Cause Santa Claus is comin' tonight.
'Cause Santa Claus is comin' tonight
The kids cheer and laugh as they glance above at Santa's sleigh being pulled by four reindeer. Little did they know, the silver trail that followed was the goddess Artmeis
