[What it do babyyyyy. Who read the new TOA book?]
Piper: I just took a DNA test, turns out I'm 50% Greek god
I knew I wasn't crazy
Annabeth: Yeah, I got monster problems, that's the mortal in me
Bling bling, then I solve 'em, that's the goddess in me
Hazel: I coulda had a normal life, not so brittle
Coulda lived a long life, just a little
Percy: I'm 'posed to live in danger, ready for an attack
And that's the sound of me not looking back
Leo: Why're gods great 'til they gotta be great?
Annabeth: Never help us when we're about to die on questsPiper: Demigods have it hard and it's always unfair
Hazel: If you think your life's hard, try being a legionnaire
Jason: It's not fun shooting lighteningPercy: And yes, you'll even learn bullfighting
Everyone: Truth is, you'll never stop fighting
Bom bom bi dom bi dum bum bay
Annabeth: You tried to break my bones?
Oh, that breaks my heart
That you thought you had a chance
You've been dead from the start
Percy: "Hey, we've got a deadly quest for you heroes"
I mean who would wanna hear this?
I will never, ever, ever, ever, ever be your hero
Frank: I put the die in firewood
Always worried 'bout burning my finger
Jason: So you can tell the gods, "leave me alone" when you see 'em
It's not OK, we do too much for 'em
Leo: Why're gods great 'til they gotta be great?
Annabeth: Never help us when we're about to die on quests
Piper: Demigods have it hard and it's always unfair
Hazel: If you think your life's hard, try being a legionnaire
Jason: It's not fun shooting lighteningPercy: And yes, you'll even learn bullfighting
Everyone: Truth is, you'll never stop fighting
Bom bom bi dom bi dum bum bay
