[A/N: Haven't posted in a while, so here's to our queen Reyna]
I'm looking for a dude to give some babies
Better than a hero, but not too lordly
Man, I really got a type, Jason and P-Percy
But if he can't beat me in a fight, peace
I tried to fight Greeks for a powerful hour
But all the dudes wanna do is sing songs for hours
Beat the Greeks up, make sure it's a K-O
Step your banks up like you're moving that ya-yo
Somebody go and make sure McLean okay, son
I heard she think I'm tryna give the coochie to Jason
They always wanna beat it up, goon up on me
Man, maybe I should let him fight with me
All these fake Roman senators lying and shit
These Luke-looking dudes try to scar up my shit
Hazel was born a hundred years ago and shit
I don't know why she always blacking out and shit
Leo still be in my DMs, I be having to duck him
"I used to pray for times like this"
Face ass when I see him
Man, Nico is my baby, he ain't takin' an L
But he took it literally when I said, "Go to hell"
Used to fuck with pirates, I ain't addressing this shit
E-e-escaped from Blackbeard's pirate ship and shit
I used to give this dude with a lisp testers and shit
How you want the pu-thy? Can't say your S's and shit
Dreams of fucking one of these little heroes
I'm just playing, but I'm saying
Dreams of fucking one of these little heroes
I'm just playing, but I'm saying
Dreams of fucking one of these little heroes
I'm just playing, but I'm saying
Dreams of fucking one of these little heroes
I'm just playing, but I'm saying
I remember when I used to have a crush on Thalia Grace
Shoutout Frank and Hazel being supportive of my case
You wanna fuck with me, you gotta be fucked up in the head
'Cause Will put all who crossed me on some special meds
Like Octavian, he was playing me and shit
Talking 'bout, "Yo, why these two dogs barking and shit?"
On the real, I should make Romans scrap for the fights
Hunters and Amazons, get the strap for this fights, uh
And I kinda like Percy about a month ago
'Til I saw Chase hopping out of the Argo
I been a five-star bitch, man, word to Zeus-y
I'ma do Polybotes dirty, word to Mars-y
Had to cancel Coach, boy, we ain't speaking
Ain't no crazy faun telling me what he kicking
Travis and Connor with the pranks yelling, "Screw Rome"
This ain't what I meant when I said we got two homes
Jason and Percy left me for two girls
Switched it up and started liking girls
Em, cop Imperial Gold then you can play the part
I'm tryna bust skulls open in the trailer park
Dreams of fucking one of these little heroes
I'm just playing, but I'm saying
Dreams of fucking one of these little heroes
I'm just playing, but I'm saying
Dreams of fucking one of these little heroes
I'm just playing, but I'm saying
Dreams of fucking one of these little heroes
I'm just playing, but I'm saying
