Tawnypelt: CATS OF THE CLANS. TODAY IS TACO-TUESDAY. GET PAY-WITH-THE-EXACT-AMOUNT-OF-TACO-YOU-BOUGHT-WITH-MOUSE TACO TODAY :D
Mistystar: *was the first to queue up* How much for twelve?
Tacostar: *says in a language (I am not being racist)* Biayanya dua belas tikus :3 (*translation from Indonesian to English* It costs twelve mice :3)
Mistystar gives the 12 mice and took her 12 tacos.
Tawnypelt: TACO LASAGNA! GET IT NOW!
Blackstar: What type of flavor you gotte?
Tawnypelt: Flavors? Oh.. We have.. Cheese. Chocolate. Macaroon. Popcorn. Lasagna. Ice Cream Sundae, Gold, Silver, Bronze, Creamy Chicken Pasta, Hazelnut soup and much more :3
Blackstar: What's the best flavor you gotte? :3
Tawnypelt: *checks her list* The best flavor we got is goat milk and cheese and chocolate taco :)
Blackstar: Gimme 1234567812345678 of 'em. *gives 1234567812345678 mice*
Tacostar made 1234567812345678 tacos in 1 second and his order was done. Let's get to the part where Blackstar... Oops.. Spoiler.
Blackstar: *licks his paw and burps* THAT TOOK ME 3 DAYS. I AM SO FULL. *looks at his belly* Uh oh.. I can't move. Wait.. What's that smell? OH NO. I JUST POOP.
Poopstar: *smiles evilly* It's syrup ):3
It's syrup! Or poop? ~Legit
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Warriors Spoof Book
HumorWelcome to Warriors Spoof Book. This is my first book in WattPad and to find the next book after this, it is 50 Ways To Annoy Yellowfang. This book contains cats from each of the clan (ThunderClan, ShadowClan, RiverClan, and WindClan). I have my own...
