Victoria Secret

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Heatherstar: *goes online and types, "Victoria Secret"* Woah! *clicks the "buy" button and she ordered the whole packet of Victoria Secret perfume* AHH! I'M SO EXCITED!

Tallstar: Chillax, Heatherstar. It's only Victoria Secret perfume. The box will only arrive in 2 days!

Heatherstar: What? Are you kidding... *sees the delivery cat waiting for Heatherstar to open the door* OMSC! IT'S HERE!

Delivery Cat: Please sign right over here, ma'am :D *gives the paper for her to sign*

Heatherstar: *signs it and takes the box and closes the door* YESH! I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR IT TO ARRIVE!

Onestar: It has only been a few minutes when you waited for the delivery cat to arrive. Not even a day! :O

Heatherstar: Shut up, you... You... You mean little old skunk of a peanuts skin!

Legit: Uh... No comment.

Heatherstar: You too, Legit :D I am the boss of the stars now! ):D

Legit: Not until I zap you with my magic finger ):D *zaps Heatherstar to the Dark Forest* Enjoy, n00b. :D

Tallstar: Where did you zap her to?

Legit: To the Dark Forest :)

Onestar: Well, she was rude to us.

Tallstar and Onestar: *looks at each other* PAYBACK! *laughs and wanders off to somewhere in StarClan*

Meanwhile in the Dark Forest...

Heatherstar: AHH! WHERE'S MY VICTORIA SECRET PERFUME?! *cries*

Hawkfrost: I like Victoria Secret's perfume! :3

Finally updated this book! :3 ~Legit

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