Bluekit: *looks at the stars* I wish.. I can eat McDonalds again...
Breadstar: I wish.. I can fart tons of bread...
Tigerstar: I wish that all my plans can work :(
The three cats stopped their dream and went to Firestar, Ashfur and Brambleclaw. TEAM F.A.B.
Breadstar: Hey Ashfur!
Ashfur: What? *looks confuse at them as they were recording an episode*
Brambleclaw: So now, it is our turn to get interrupted D: *stops the recording*
Bluekit: We want to let our wishes come true :)
Brambleclaw: K. *winks at Firestar and Ashfur*
Tigerstar: Will you help us?
Firestar: Sure. To make it come true, go to the left, then the right.
Ashfur: Then left and then right.
Brambleclaw: and left and right.
Team F.A.B: Then, jump of the cliff! :D
Bluekit, Breadstar and Tigerstar: Woah! Thanks! *follows their instructions and they believed in Team F.A.B. So they jumped off the cliff*
Soon, they heard their soon-death scream.
Firestar: This shall not be in the ways to annoy Yellowfang but in this spoof book :3
I was listening to WWE Theme Song when I thought about this! Enjoy!

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Warriors Spoof Book
ComédieWelcome to Warriors Spoof Book. This is my first book in WattPad and to find the next book after this, it is 50 Ways To Annoy Yellowfang. This book contains cats from each of the clan (ThunderClan, ShadowClan, RiverClan, and WindClan). I have my own...