Bluestar: Finally! When I came back to ThunderClan, my name is BLUESTAR!
Breadstar: IKR. I WILL NEVER EVER EVER NEVER EVER EVER NEVER TRUST CROWFEATHER FOR THAT BREAD.
Tallstar: Since when was Breadstar here? Like a StarClan cat?
Breadstar: THE AUTHOR OF THIS BOOK DID NOT INCLUDE MY DEATH. THAT'S THE REASON WHY.
Bluestar: SHUSHY
Firestar: So.. We are in a StarClan leaders talk-thing?
Tigerstar: That includes The Dark Forest.
Brokenstar: MY WARRIOR NAME SHOULD'VE BEEN NAMED BROKENWING CAUSE I HAVE WINGS.
Bluestar: SHUSHY
Tallstar: Why do we cats say the word, 'Shush' like that?
Bluestar: LOOK! IT IS DAISY.
Firestar: i thought she was dead after eating a rabbit which was poisoned by the Twolegs?
Tallstar: THAT WAS DAPPLETAIL, YOU IDIOT. *slaps Firestar with his tail*
Bluestar: *mumbles to herself* lel. *and talks in the normal way* So this is my plan, we are gonna make Daisy become... DAY-Z!
Breadstar: WHATDAYAMEAN?
Brokenstar: Is that a pun? 'cause I hate puns.
Tigerstar: wut.
Bluestar: THIS IS NOT A PUN. Do you all know the word 'Day'? and the letter 'Z'? After that, combine them together and put a hyphen between the two words and she is.. DAY-Z!
Brokenstar: what does that even change her personality? any like, super powers or something?
Tigerstar: Ya. Like is there any?
Bluestar: WITH HER NAME LIKE THAT, ALL TWOLEGS AND THE DOGS OR THOSE PREDATORS WILL BE DEAD AND WE CATS WILL BE FOREVER ALIVE.
Breadstar: Oh
Tallstar: Ok
Firestar: K.
Tigerstar: Nice.
Bluestar: BUT I NEED ALL THE LEADERS SUPER POWERS TO ZAP HER. WE HAVE TO SAY, "I WANNA WINGS" AND THEN WE CAN FLY CAUSE WE HAVE WINGS AND WE CAN ZAP HER.
Brokenstar: Fine.
Bluestar: Here goes nothing.
Bluestar gathered all the Clan leaders which were dead and told them the plan and they did those things and....
ALL OF THE THINGS MENTIONED BY BLUESTAR ABOUT THE THINGS WHICH ARE GONNA BE DEAD ARE DEAD AND CATS WERE THE ONLY THING LIVING.
Brokenwing: lel since I wanted that name for 1 day only, I can say something.. G'BYE!
I did not bother to let all of you know Day-Z's reaction but she did not feel anything at all. ~ legit
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Warriors Spoof Book
HumorWelcome to Warriors Spoof Book. This is my first book in WattPad and to find the next book after this, it is 50 Ways To Annoy Yellowfang. This book contains cats from each of the clan (ThunderClan, ShadowClan, RiverClan, and WindClan). I have my own...
