What Is My Life-A Basicclean Fanfic {discontinued}

Chapter two

Mr. Clean couldn't stop thinking of Basic Avocado's beautiful Avocado ass for the next day. He needed a way to find her again. That was a problem because he didn't have her number and he had no idea where she lived. He decided to text his friend, John Cena, for advice. About five seconds later he heard his special ringtone for when John texted him, John Cena's theme song thing.

He picked up his phone and read the text "me and my new boyfriend are coming over to help you find this girl." As soon as he read the text he heard the doorbell ring. He walked to the door and opened it. It was John Cena and Elmo. "Mr. Clean, meet Elmo. His booty is poping." John said. "Nice to meet you, Elmo." Mr. Clean said. "Say hello" John said to Elmo. "Yes Daddy. Hello Mr. Clean." He said.

Mr. Clean invited the couple in his house and they all sat down in the living room. "I have to find Basic Avocado, I know she's my soulmate." Mr. Clean said. "How did you meet her?" John asked. "I called 911 when Laptop died and she was one of the people." He explained. "Visit her at work." Elmo said. "OF COURSE!" Mr. Clean yelled as he grabbed his coat and ran out the door.

He decided to buy Basic Avocado flowers and once he arrived at her work, he walked up to the front desky thing. "Do you know where I can find Basic Avocado?" He asked the front desk person. MySpace according to their name tag. "She works on floor 6, room 66" MySpace said. "Thanks." Mr. Clean said before rushing to the elevator.

Once he was at floor 6, he walked down the hall to room 66. He knocked at the door and hid the flowers behind his back. "One minute!" He heard Basic Avocado yell at him. He heard another voice, a man's voice. He forgot to think of whether she was single or not! Once Basic Avocado opened the door, he saw his enemy, This Video Isn't Available. And he was shirtless.

"Mr. Clean?" Basic Avocado asked. He panicked (but not at the disco). "Ummm... Hello Basic Avocado. I was looking for someone else. Funny seeing you here, bye!" He said and ran away, crying man tears. Not only was Basic Avocado taken, but she also was with This Video Isn't Available, someone he had despised since the beginning of time.

He threw away the flowers and ran all the way home. Then he walked in onto Elmo and John Cena making out! "She's with This Video Isn't Available." He cried out. John and Elmo stopped making out and looked at Mr. Clean. "Not This Video Isn't Available! That bitch!" John yelled.

John ran into the kitchen and ran back with ice cream and a spoon. He gave them to Mr. Clean and turned on a chick flick because they're a group of manly men. After the movie was over, John said "Do you want to talk about it?" Mr. Clean had eaten all the ice cream. "I want more ice cream." Is all that he said.

John looked at Elmo. "Elmo, go to the store and buy Mr. Clean some more ice cream." He said. "Yes Daddy." Elmo said and he walked out of the house. "Don't worry, some day Basic Avocado will realize you're ten times better than This Video Isn't Available." John said. Mr. Clean stayed silent.

After about a half an hour, John got a call from Elmo. "What flavor does he want?" Elmo said through the phone. "What flavor do you want?" John asked Mr. Clean. "Mint chocolate chip." He said. John told Elmo and the house returned to silence.

Twenty minutes of silence later, John got another call. Not from Elmo this time. He picked up and heard a man say "Elmo didn't look both ways before crossing and got hit by a truck that was being driven by ducks."

This is what happens when you mix Natalie, coffee, and being stuck in a car.