What Is My Life-A Basicclean Fanfic {discontinued}

Chapter three

  "NO! ELMO MUST BE OKAY!" John Cena cried out. He hung up and ran out of Mr. Clean's house and Mr. Clean followed. "What happened?" Mr. Clean asked. "Elmo was hit by a truck that was being driven by ducks." He answered. Mr. Clean dramatically gasped because people totally do that in real life.  "I know, that was my reaction too." John said. "Actually it wasn-" John put his hand on Mr. Clean's face and pushed it back. "Shush."

  They got into Mr. Clean's car and started driving to the hospital. "OOOOOO! STARBUCKS!" John squealed like a teenage white girl. They pulled into Starbucks because priorities. After getting coffee, they drove to the hospital and magically teleported to Elmo's hospital room.

  "ELMO!" John cried and dropped his coffee in and ran to Elmo's bed in slo-mo. Except Elmo was in a coma so he didn't reply.  Mr. Clean slowly approached the bed. He heard a sniffle from John so he patted his back. "Are you okay?" Was all that Mr. Clean could think to say. All John did was death stare him so hard that Mr. Clean collapsed. Once he realized what he had done, he dropped down onto his knees. Why couldn't he do anything correctly? Elmo always told him he was a trash can and not a trash cannot, but right now he felt more of a trash cannot.

  Hours later Mr. Clean woke up. He saw John asleep in a chair across the room. Mr. Clean stood up and walked over to the chair. "Boop." He said while poking John in the nose. John woke up and kicked Mr. Clean as hard as he could, causing him to fall forwards, right on top of John. Their faces were inches away from each other. They just stared into each other's eyes for a while because eye sex. Then John made the worst idea of his life.

  He leaned forwards and kissed Mr. Clean gently on the lips. Mr. Clean was shocked for a second but eventually kissed him back. A few hours later they were still kissing because logic and Mr. Clean had ended up in John's lap. Suddenly Elmo woke up and the first thing he saw was the two kissing. He felt his heart break. Elmo felt tears form in his eyes. John would never do this to him! At least he thought. Elmo unplugged all the medical cord things and stood up.

  He started to walk towards the door before Mr. Clean and John noticed him. Elmo and John made eye contact. "Elmo... I'm so sorry. I wasn't thinking straight." John said. "No Daddy." Elmo said and he walked out of the room.

Does Basic Avocado forgive me now? archangelmicha