What Is My Life-A Basicclean Fanfic {discontinued}

Chapter twelve

   Elmo woke up to a bright light and he was being shaken. "This is the last stop, you have to get off." He looked up and saw a man who looked about 30 years old. Elmo hadn't remembered falling asleep but he must've. He hadn't slept in a while so it made sense. He looked up at the man and nodded. The man walked to the front of the bus and walked out the door. Elmo stood up and got off the bus too. He had no idea where he was and what he planned on doing. He looked around to find something to tell him where he was and maybe for a hotel so he had somewhere to stay for the night. After a while of looking and finding nothing, he decided to sit down on a bench. Elmo was beginning to loose hope. He didn't find a bus or anything and if he got a taxi to somewhere else, he wouldn't be able to afford a hotel room and food.

   Elmo found a bench and sat down on it. He hoped for some kind of miracle like some rich person thinking he was homeless and giving him a small loan of a million dollars. Or maybe some person giving him the winning lottery ticket. The chances of either of these happening was very small, but he would be saved if it did end up happening. He could go back home, he had enough money to make it back possibly. Elmo couldn't do that. He couldn't face living there anymore. Perhaps he would have to fall asleep on this bench. He laid down and rested his head on the armrest thing. He closed his eyes and soon enough, he was fast asleep.

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   Elmo felt himself being shaken by someone. "Random homeless man, please wake up." The person said. Elmo opened his eyes and saw that it wants t a person shaking him, it was a cheese puff with weird hair. Cheese puff weren't supposed to have hair or be alive though, right? The cheese puff was scowling. Behind it, there was another man holding a gun towards the cheese puff. "This random dude is telling me I should give you a small loan of a million dollars and I would say no, but then he would shoot me and I would never get to make America great again without a plan. Also, the world would be much worse without me."

   Elmo just stared up at the cheese puff. Why was a rich cheese puff here? It didn't even look like a good cheese puff. More of one that someone dropped on the floor a week ago and was too lazy to pick it up. "Are you deaf?" the cheese puff began getting angry at Elmo's lack of answer. "No, but you're a cheese puff, how are you alive? Am I dreaming?" he finally said. The cheese puff slapped him in the face. "I am Donald Trump, president of the United States of America and I am offering you money, it's not even actually going to be a loan. You should be thanking me. I am your savior." 'Oh, I think I've heard that name in a meme once.' Elmo thought.

   Donald put an envelope on Elmo and walked away. Elmo picked up the envelope and opened it. It was a check for a million dollars. 'How did he know my name?' he thought. 'Oh well, it doesn't matter because once I check this in, I'll be a millionaire.' Elmo got up from his bench and started walking around to find a bank. His phone was dead because in every book and movie the characters have to have dead phones, no phone, or no signal. Once he found a bank, he got all the money in his bank account and all that and now he had a million and six dollars in his account. He left the bank and started walking down the street to get food when some random lady stopped him. "Here, have this lottery ticket. My aunt gave it to me and I really don't want it. It's probably not worth it." Elmo took the lottery ticket and the lady walked away.

   Elmo did stuff that Nat is too lazy to describe and he found out that this lottery ticket was worth twenty thousand billion dollars because this all makes sense. Also, the money just magically got in his back account since that's how science works. He finally got to the restaurant he was going to, some small cafe, and he ordered a breakfast burrito. It was al great for Elmo. He was now rich and starting a new life. And then Nat got bored so they decided to end the chapter there.

I'm totally not stalling working on a book project that's due in two days.