Mr. Clean was sitting on his couch while thinking about how he could Elmo. He doubted he was dead so he would keep trying until he found him or found proof that he was dead. His phone began ringing. Mr. Clean looked over at it, wondering who would be calling him. He had no friends or family. He picked up his phone and it was an unknown number. Though it was probably a telemarketer, he answered the phone. "Hello?" he said. "Hey Mr. Clean. It's Basic Avocado, I got your number from John Cena. I just wanted to maybe hang out or something. Me and This Video Is Not Available are going out to eat at Firefly and I was wondering if you wanted to meet up with us there."
Mr. Clean hated This Video Is Not Available but he really did want to hang out with Basic Avocado. "Yeah, what time?" he asked. "7 pm, dress nicely. Bye Mr. Clean!" Basic Avocado said cheerfully. "See you then" Mr. Clean said. At 6:30, he began getting ready. It didn't take too much time and he was leaving his house by 6:45. He would be running a bit late but Basic Avocado probably wouldn't mind. At about 7:10, he pulled into the parking lot and walked into the restaurant. The next thing he saw shocked him.
Mr. Clean saw him. He saw Elmo. He could just tell him about John and all would be forgiven. The problem was that Elmo probably wanted nothing to do with him. He really didn't care, this was his chance. Mr. Clean could fix all of this mess that he had created. He gently tapped Elmo on the shoulder and Elmo turned around. His eyes widened and he looked terrified. Before Mr. Clean had the chance to begin speaking, Elmo had already bursted out of the restaurant. He knew he couldn't catch him so he sighed and proceeded to look for Basic Avocado and TVINA (This Video Is Not Available).
After looking around for a bit, Mr. Clean spotted them at a table. He walked over towards the table and smiled at them before saying "Hi guys!" They both looked up at him, Basic Avocado smiled but TVINA was frowning. "Hey Mr. Clean, glad you could make it!" Basic Avocado said cheerfully. TVINA didn't say anything to Mr. Clean. "Basic, can I talk to you privately?" He said, standing up. Basic Avocado nodded and stood up as well. TVINA was already beginning to walk away from the table so she jogged to catch up to him. Me. Clean sat down in the seat next to Basic Avocado and waited for the two to return.
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"Why did you invite him and why didn't you tell me?" This Video Is Not Available said angrily. Basic Avocado sighed. She expected for him to do this. "I've seen him around and he's seemed really sad and lonely so I figured maybe he'd want to get out of the house and actually hang out with someone" she calmly explained. She looked at TVINA. He looked really pissed at her. His hands were balled up into fists, he was clenching his teeth, and his eyebrows were lowered. Basic Avocado had never seen him so mad. "But why tonight? Couldn't you have done it sometime when you didn't already have plans?" he asked.
"Why does it matter to you? What has he ever done to you?" Basic said, raising her voice. TVINA backed up. She thought he looked scared but she must have been imagining it. Though she never raised her voice, she always made sure to be quiet and sweet. This was different though. She felt the need to protect Mr. Clean and she didn't know why. TVINA was probably not scared, just shocked. "He has taken so much stuff from me. My job, my friend, I bet if he ever met my family, they'd disown me just so he could be their new son. I don't want to loose you too" he reached out for her hand but she quickly jerked it away. "So you don't like him because you're an ass and people prefer him?" Basic said raising her eyebrow. "You know what? I'm done with you" Basic Avocado said before storming back to the table. She smiled at Mr. Clean. "I'm sorry about that, I don't think This Video Is Not Available will be staying for dinner though" she shot a look at TVINA who was standing across the room, guiltily.
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A wave of relief flowed over Mr. Clean. Not only was he not going to have to hang out with This Video Is Not Available, but he also was going to get to spend a night alone with Basic
Avocado. He was really starting to look forward to tonight.
After they ate, they ended up going mini golfing. "C'mon, that's not fair! You're like some secret mini golf master!" Basic Avocado whined. He laughed. Mr. Clean had just gotten his 4th hole-in-one in a row. "I used to come here all the time with John. He'd always beat me but it was still fun" he explained. "How did he beat you? Remind me to never play a game with him" Basic joked. She hit the ball with the club thing ((That's what they're called, right?)) She hit the side of a fake rock close to the hole. "Ugh, I keep missing. How do you do it so perfectly?" BA said, walking towards her ball. "The way you're standing and hitting it is a bit off. You also need to hit the ball a bit harder, you're being too soft on it"
Basic Avocado stood by her ball and got into her weird golfing position. Mr. Clean came over and repositioned her. He then let go of her. "Just hit like that. You have to hit the ball a bit harder but not too hard" he explained. BA nodded and hit the golf ball. It went into the hole. "Wow, I actually did it. Thanks Mr. Clean! You're the best!" she cheered while jumping up and down. Mr. Clean laughed at her excitement. "You did great!" he said. "We do well together. We have to hang out more" BA said, smiling. "We really do" Mr. Clean answered, smiling back. Maybe he didn't need John Cena to be happy. Maybe he was completely fine just how it is.
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What Is My Life-A Basicclean Fanfic {discontinued}
FanfictionMr. Clean thought he could never love again after his fiancé, Laptop, died. That was before he met Basic Avocado. Background ships: Elmcena and Myisntavailablespace Credit to @thehoeisthoe for the amazing cover
