Hi guys, your favorite Mabel's back! I had to sit on Dipper and jump on him to make him allow me to interview the next person who is... Garnet! She sounds like fun! I wonder if she'll be like Amethyst. Anyways, Candy and Grenda are coming too, so they'll be helping me out! On to the interrogation!
Mabel, I said it's an interview!
right! On to the interview!
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Mabel: Hi Garnet!
Garnet: Hello Mabel.
Mabel: Whoa, how'd you know my name?
Garnet: I can see into the future.
Mabel: Wow, cool! Can you guess my next question?
Garnet: You are going to ask me if I can predict who your next boyfriend will be.
Mabel: Wow! You really can see into the future! So who is going to be my next boyfriend?
Garnet: I'm afraid telling you that will make it so that you never meet him.
Mabel: Please? Pretty pretty please with gnome barf on top?
Garnet: No.
Mabel: Aw. Okay. Hey Grenda! Candy! Come check this out!
Candy: Hello Mabel.
Grenda: Heya Mabel! Who's this chick?
Mabel: This is Garnet! She can see into the future!
Grenda: Coo-ool!
Candy: Can you tell me what I will major on in college?
Garnet: Paranormal activity. You will work for the government.
Candy: Okay. Thank you.
Grenda: Grenda's turn! Are Dipper and Pacifica going to break up?
Candy & Mabel: Oooooooooooo.....
Garnet: (Pauses) No.
All three girls: (Screams like obsessed boy band fan girls)
Mabel: Are they gonna get married?
Garnet: Yes.
All three girls: (Screams again)
Mabel: Omigosh! I have to tell Dipper! DIPPER!
Garnet: Garnet wins.
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Oh. My. Globnar! I can't believe Dipper and Pacifica are gonna get married! Garnet is so cool! I'm gonna tell Pacifica when we get back. Dipper told me not to, but I mean, why not? She's gonna freak out!
But Dipper's gonna not let me interview anymore if all I talk about is Dipcifica, so I guess Garnet was kinda quiet or whatever. That means, uh, that she's, uh, destroying some other dimension or something. So yeah, there you go Dipper!
DIPCIFICA FOR THE WIN!!!!!
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