Hi, Dipper Pines here, and this is day two of our interview with the Crystal gems. Yesterday we ran into some, >ahem< complications-
He got into a fight with Pacifica!
Mabel, shut up! But anyways, now we're back on track-
Their relationship's not!
And today I'll be interviewing the Crystal Gem Peridot.
Hey Dipper, Pacifica texted you! What? Your contact for her is heart emoji Ciffica heart emoji? (Laughs hard)
MABEL! THAT'S CLASSIFIES INFORMATION!
Not anymore! I am sooooo taking a picture of this!
What?- no, Mabel! Give it back!
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Dipper: >Ahem< Hello, Peridot.
Peridot: Hello, human.
Dipper: Uh, my name's Dipper.
Peridot: Dipper? What kind of name is that?
Dipper: Never mind my name. Anyways, I'm here to interview you.
Peridot: As you humans say, "fire away".
Dipper: Okay... (flips through questions) Okay, so Peridot, you're relatively new to the Earth, right?
Peridot: If by relatively you mean I got here about a month and a half ago, then yes, relatively.
Dipper: Well, how do you like Earth?
Peridot: I guess it's... okay. The humans are interesting life forms, and their is much organic life on this planet that is in need of testing.
Dipper: Tell me about it. How would you compare Earth to Homeworld?
Peridot: Oh, Homeworld's much bigger and much more organized. It's not exactly as... vibrant as Earth, though.
Dipper: What do you mean, vibrant?
Peridot: Well, on Homeworld, everything is very bland now, and there's not too many interesting things to see or do besides your job.
Dipper: And what was your job on Homeworld?
Peridot: I was a certified Kindergatener.
Dipper: Uh, what's a Kindergartener?
Peridot: They run Kindergartens.
Dipper: Like... schools?
Peridot: What? No, no, nothing like that! Gems don't need to learn things. All they need to know is programmed in their Gem from when they pop out of the ground at a Kindergarten.
Dipper: So basically, kindergartens grow Gems?
Peridot: Do put it in dumb lance terms, yes.
Dipper: The Steven Universe Wiki says you're ruthless, stubborn and desperate. Is any of this true?
Peridot: What is this "Wiki"?
Dipper: Never mind that. But would you describe yourself by those adjectives?
Peridot: No...
Dipper: Have you made any close friendships with any of the Gems besides Steven?
Peridot: (Blushes) Well, Amethyst seems to be very nice, but whether I would consider her a close friend is, of course, a whole other-
Dipper: Uh, Peridot, you're blushing.
Perdiot: I am not!
Mabel: Yes you are!
Peridot: (Goes into tantrum) I am not blushing! Why do you humans have to be difficult! You're all just animals that are too intelligent for your own good! GAAAAAAAH! You're all just little pieces of-
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Sorry, I had to cut that next part out, it was getting too graphic. But Peridot has shown to me that the Gems are oppressing her by not letting her show her emotions, which is why she has to go into angry tantrums to get her way. More investigation needed. Dipper out.
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