Hi, it's me Dipper. I'm back with the final day of the interview of the Crystal Gems and the second to last interview. My notes have concluded that the Gems are a world-conquering race that use Gems such as Garnet to tell them the outcome of battles with her future vision. Pearls seem to be the perfect warrior Gems, Amethysts are foot soldiers, and Peridots are tactical commanders, technicians and inventors. I have yet to see what the role of the next Gem I interview, Lapis Lazuli, will have.
Hey Dipp-dude, taking more nerd-notes?
Mabel shut- Oh, hi Amethyst! Uh, just getting ready for the interview!
(Laughs) Yeah, okay Sherlock, see you around! (Laughs)
Why am I even doing this...
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Dipper: Hello, Lapis Lazuli.
Lapis Lazuli: You can just call me Lapis.
Dipper: Right. Okay Lapis, I'm going to ask you a few questions.
Lapis: I know. You've been doing this for like, three days already.
Dipper: (Shifts in chair uncomfortably) Uh, yeah, well anyways... All the Gems have a weapon. What's yours.
Lapis: (Sighs) I can make wings out of water.
Dipper: Cool! Can- can you do it right now?
Lapis: No.
Dipper: Oh-okay. Uh... why did you come to Earth?
Lapis: I forced to come by Homeworld. Then my Gem was cracked and placed inside a mirror for thousands of years where it was put in a pocket dimension in Pearl's gem.
Dipper: Okay... How do you like the Earth?
Lapis: It's fine, I guess.
Dipper: You and Peridot have very similar view on the Earth. Why is that.
Lapis: (Pauses) If you're thinking we're best friends, you're very, very wrong. We're both just new to this.
Dipper: Got it. I heard that you are partial to water. Is that true?
Lapis: (Glares) I was forced into fusion by Jasper, and I was trapped underwater in the crushing darkness for weeks. It. Was. My. Tomb.
Dipper: (Starts Sweating) Uh, okay, sorry about...
Lapis: Yeah, I'm just trying to take a break from water right now. (Stands Up and Turns Away) (Summons Wings)
Dipper: Wait! Uh... Lapis! Wait!
Lapis: (Flies Off)
Dipper: Dang it- (Phone Rings) Ugh! Not now Pacififca!
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Lapis had a very grim mood the entire time I was interviewing her. I have concluded that Lapis Lazulis are slaves on Homeworld. Though they must be exceptionally powerful because of their hydrokineses, they could be forced into slavery by the oppression of other higher class Gems. With her water manipulation, Lapis could use water to carry large and heavy objects easily, and with her wings, she could ship important good from place to place quickly. Now all I'm wondering is if the Gems broke her Gem to make sure she couldn't rise against them since her usual oppressors weren't near. Dipper Pines out.
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Ask The Crystal Gems! By Dipper And Mabel
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