*******MABEL TIME!*******

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Hi fan-people! Mabel here! Bach City is AWESOME! There's so much sun and the beach is so pretty... who new they had one? I would love to come here for vacation, but Dipper says we to interrogate the Crystal Gems or whatever junk.

Mabel! It's interview, not interrogate!

Shut up Dipper, I know. Hey, how did your call with Pacifica go?

Mabel!

Are you guys gonna go out now? You guys have some kissy kissy time?

That's it, I'm cutting the recorder.

Worth it! Mabel 2016-!

:D:D:D:D:D

Mabel: Hi! You're Amy-thing, right?

Amethyst: Uh, no, actually it's Amethyst.

Mabel: Yeah, whatever. Anyways, what's your favorite boy-band?

Amethyst: Uh, I dunno, One Direction?

Mabel: Who're they?

Amethyst: I dunno!

Mabel: Hm. Okay then. Well the, who are your best friends?

Amethyst: Steven, Vidalia, Garnet, and Pearl if she counts.

Pearl: Amethyst!

Peridot: What about me?

Amethyst: Oh ya, and Peridactyl.

Peridot: I told you I don't like it when you call me that!

Amethyst: Whatever, dude. So, you got any more questions or whatever?

Dipper: Hold on Pacifica. Mabel! Ask her serious questions!

Mabel: Ooh, Dipper! Is Pacifica mad that you're not with her?

Dipper: Mabel!

Amethyst: Wait, noodle-arms over there has a girlfriend?

Mabel: (Laughs) Ya! Her names Pacifica Northwest, and she's a blonde. But at least he got over Wendy.

Wendy: Hey dudes. You guys talking about me?

Dipper: This all went downhill really fast.

Pacifica: Dipper? Are you still there?

Mabel: Yeah I am! Hey Pacifica! Wanna kiss! Muh muh muh!

Dipper: Mabel, shut up!

Pacifica: Oh, it's just you Mabel.

Mabel: Happy to see you too, ol' buddy!

Pacifica: Dipper, I'm hanging up.

Dipper: Wait, no-! I mean, uh, okay, ya, ttyl or whatever!

Mabel & Amethyst: (Rolling around laughing)

Dipper: That isn't funny, guys!

Wendy: (Chuckles) It kinds is, Dipper.

Dipper: Ugh, just stop the interview already.

Mabel: Wait! I need ask one more thing! Amethyst, does Steven have a girlfriend?

Amethyst: (Grins) Yeah he does! Her name's Connie! They're sooooo into each other.

Mabel: Really! (Screams like an obsessed fan girl)

Steven: Amethyst!...

Amethyst: Whatever dude, it's not like Connie's here.

Connie: Hi guys!... (Gasps) Are guys Mabel and Dipper Pines! I've read all about you on the Gravity Falls Wiki!

Dipper: Okay we're getting off topic. I'm gonna stop the footage.

Wendy: What's a wiki-?

:D:D:D:D:D

I can't believe Steven has a girlfriend! Connie's so cool though! And the Gems are awesome too! I love them! I love Amethyst! I LOVE EVERYTHING! DIPPER LOVES PACIFICA! 

Mabel, do you have to bring that up every time?

YES I DO! MABEL OUT! :D:D:D:D:D:D:D

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