Hey Mabel?
Yeah, bro?
I've decided to do another few interviews.
Why's that? We have to head back reeeeeaally soon!
Yeah, but we've been getting so much support recently from our lyal viewers, that I thought why not?
Right you are, Dipper! But, before we start, I have someone in mind besides YOU that could do the interview... *wiggles eyebrows*
Yeah? Who?
*walks up to Dipper and whispers in ear*
What?! No way!
Do it! Do it! Do it!
But-!
*punches Dipper on the arm*
OW! Okay, okay, fine! *takes out phone and dials mysterious number*
*laughs evilly* Who's she gonna interview, anyway?
*glares* Oh, you'll see...
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Pacifica: Why am I doing this again?
Dipper: Mabel wanted me to call you, and...
Pacifica: Whatever. Who am I interviewing anyway? *takes out nail filer and files nails*
Dipper: Uh, we'll she should be coming... her name is-
*BOOM*
Pacifica: *drops nail filer* What was that?!
Garnet: *dragging Jasper* Here you go, human. *drops in chair*
Dipper: Wait, isn't she corrupted?
Garnet: Yes.
Dipper: So then why is she uncorrupted?
Garnet: Because none of this is canon. Carry on. *jumps into air and disappears*
Pacifica: So this is who I'm supposed to interview?
Dipper: Well, ya.
Jasper: I DON'T WANNA! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!
Pacifica: *gives icy glare* Stop whining and do what I say, or you better bet your sorry orange butt that I will destroy you.
Dipper: *laughs nervously* Well, looks like you got this. Bye! *walks away*
Jasper: *grumbles*
Pacifica: So, who are uou, exactly?
Jasper: Like I'm going to answer to the likes of you, filthy human.
Pacifica: *walks up and slaps Jasper in the face*
Jasper: OUCH! What was THAT for?!
Pacifica: For calling me filthy. So, who are you? I'm gonna ask you that one more time before I lose it.
Jasper: Fine. I'm a Jasper, a warrior Quartz Gem born on this Earth, but I serve Gem Homeworld.
Pacifica: What is Gem Homeworld?
Jasper: That's where all the Gems live. It's much more sophisticated than this miserable planet.
Pacifica: Why do you call yourself a Gem?
Jasper: Because that's what I am.
Pacifica: Riiiiiight. And I'm the most beautiful girl in the universe. Oh wait I am.
Jasper: What is the point of this?
Pacifica: Noooooo idea.
Jasper: Well can it stop.
Pacifica: Whatever.
Jasper: Okay. *stands up* All right, well, see you nev-
Garnet: *comes crashing from sky, poofs and bubbles Jasper*
Pacifica: Oh. Hi again.
Garnet: How was your talk.
Pacifica: Boring.
Garnet: It was bound to be. *leaps away*
Dipper: *walks back*
Pacifica: You have weird friends.
Dipper: Gee, thanks.
Pacifica: Your welcome. Can I go now?
Dipper: Sure.
Pacifica: Okay, see you later. *pecks dipper on cheek and walks away*
Dipper: *cheeks burning* Bye, I guess-
Mabel: *jumps out of bush* I GOT THAT ON VIDEO! *hold camera in triumph*
Dipper: What?! Mabel! GIVE IT!
Mabel: *running away* NEVER!
Dipper: *pursues* GIVE IT!!!
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Ask The Crystal Gems! By Dipper And Mabel
Ngẫu nhiênHi, Dipper and Mabel Pines here. Steven Universe has allowed us to interview his "family", the Crystal Gems. But I think there's more going on here. So, me and Mabel have made a journal about our interview with these "Gems" in Beach City. ♡♡♡♡♡Hi gu...
