Destiel One Shots

Gum

 Dean and Cas had always fought over who got the last gum piece, because they always were obsessed with a special type of gum that they were head over heels for. It was always a competition on who could get the last piece of gum, and the person who won didn't have to go pick up another pack at the local grocery store.

Both were incredibly lazy, so it was a great achievement to win and skip out on a grocery store stop. Instead of getting like a jumbo size and not prevent battling, they just got one or two for their own enjoyment, and they simply couldn't break the habit after a year of doing so.

"HA! I GOT THE LAST GUM PIECE, SUCKER! TIME TO MAKE A SHOPPING TRIP, JACKASS!" Cas shouted at the top of his lungs, and Dean marched down the stairs, and stopped in front of Cas.

"Oh, you fucker," Dean growled, grabbing the keys to Baby and grabbing his leather jacket. "It'll be you next time."

Cas grinned. "I wouldn't doubt it."

Dean went to the grocery store and bought the gum much to his distaste, and stomped back home to find Cas watching Sherlock.

"Dude! Without me? SHAME!"

Cas turned around with a sheepish grin. "Sorry."

Dean clambered around and plopped next to him. "Apology not accepted."

Cas tried to use his puppy eyes attack, but it didn't work, as Dean turned away, and closed his eyes. "What if I make it up to you tonight?"

Dean grinned. "That's what I want to hear."

They cuddled after that, each chewing a piece of their beloved gum that they cherished, enjoying the Sherlock together.

A couple of days after that, they were to their last gum. Dean didn't know this, because he was at work, until he reached for the packet. But Cas shot through the room and grabbed the packet, and popped the last piece of gum in his mouth.

"CASTIEL NOVAK-WINCHESTER!" Dean screamed, jumping up to give chase. Cas was laughing like a maniac, and Dean was shouting profanities at the top of his lungs, until they heard a knock at the door, making them stop.

They played Rock Paper Scissors, and Dean answered the door, slightly out of breath. "Yes?"

"Ummm, a package?" the very confused man said, looking slightly frightened.

"Oh, thanks," Dean said, writing down his signature. "Oh, and by the way, the screaming was because my husband stole the last piece of gum."

The man raised his eyebrows and asked, "Must have been pretty good gum."

"Oh, um, yeah..."

When he had left, Dean glared at Cas, who was giggling slightly, his hair tousled and was blowing a bubble of Dean's gum.

"Let's continue, shall we?" Dean said, charging after Cas who ran out of the room. Dean found Cas on their bed, and Dean climbed on top of him.

"Getting naughty, are we?" Cas said after the broke away.

"You don't know the half of it," Dean growled, bending down and kissing him passionately.

However, while they were kissing, Dean slowly took the gum out of Cas' mouth, and broke away.

"HA! YOU HAVE TO GET THE GUM!"

"What?" Cas asked, slightly confused, thinking he still had the gum, and felt around for it, until Dean blew a big bubble just as cruel as Cas did before.

"YOU SON OF A BITCH!"

A/N

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