Destiel One Shots

Video Games Spiral Out Of Control

This one is a weird one, guys.

 Dean and Cas had an unhealthy obsession with video games.

So much, in fact, they missed their own engagement party, to consumed playing, you guessed it, video games.

Of course, their family was infuriated, but they eventually got over it and went down as one of the most funniest things to have happened.

"Hey, Cas, I know we both like video games, but I think this is a little extreme," Dean said, who was staring at his fiancè in horror. Cas hadn't slept for three days straight, trying to beat his original score that took him nearly a week to accomplish.

"SHHH! I'm almost there!" Cas snarled, so Dean had to take matters into his own hands, but that wasn't very smart, because he hadn't gotten much sleep, either.

He took a cloth and somehow had chloroform, and put some on the cloth, and slowly snuck up on Cas, and pressed the cloth to his mouth.

Cas quickly fell unconscious, and Dean now felt like a badass, humming the Mission Impossible theme song, and sneaking around the house with all black clothes on and a balaclava.

After a while, Cas awoke with a pounding headache, and saw Dean sneaking around, loudly humming Mission Impossible music.

Memories came rushing back to him, and he snuck up on his fiancè, and jumped on his back with a shout of "you son of a bitch!"

Dean fell, and was squashed by Cas, who was attempting to strangle him. Dean pushed Cas off of him, and ran out the door, keys in hand.

Cas followed him closely behind, but luckily Dean was in the car with the doors locked.

"I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS!" Cas screamed.

Dean merely flipped him off and drove as fast as he could to Sam's house. Arriving there, he pounded on the door, screaming his brother's name.

"SAMMY! LET ME IN!"

The door was opened by a very irritated Sam. Dean pushed past him and flopped on the couch with a quick, "close and lock the door!"

Sam looked confused, but did what he was told.

"Dean, what's going on? Where's Cas? What're you doing here?"

"Ummm.... Long story short, I drugged Cas and ran around the house singing the Mission Impossible theme song, and then he woke up and tried to strangle me," Dean explained.

"You WHAT?!" Sam shouted.

"I haven't slept in two days," Dean said simply.

Sam sighed, and guided him to their guest bedroom.

"Sleep. I'll call Gabe," Sam said, closing the door behind him and sighed heavily.

He dialed Gabe's number and waited.

"Hello?"

"Hi, Gabe. We have a situation. You'd better get over here," Sam said, and hung up, and went to check on Dean. He was already out like a light, and Sam smiled in relief.

Not long after that, there was a sharp rap on the door, and Sam was sure to check to make sure it was Cas.

Thankfully, it wasn't.

He opened the door and welcomed Gabe in.

"So what is the situation?" Gabe asked.

"Well, Dean drugged Cas, and ran around their house like Ethan Hunt, and then Cas woke up and tried to choke him, so now Dean is currently sleeping, and we have no idea where or what Cas is doing," Sam said wearily.

Gabe's eyes widened. "And why did Dean drug Cassie?"

"I don't know the exact reason, but Dean hasn't slept in two days," Sam replied.

"Shit. Okay, I'll call Cas," Gabe said.

He called, and Cas picked up fairly quickly.

"Cassie?" Gabe asked worriedly.

Heavy breathing followed, and then a blood curdling scream.

"Holy shit," Gabe said, grabbing his jacket and calling out, "I'm going over there!"

Sam followed, thinking Dean would be fine.

Arriving at the house, they found the door ajar. They glanced at each other, and walked in, softly calling Castiel's name.

"Cas!"

"Cassie!"

They found him curled up, playing a horror game, and they sighed in relief, but also boiled up in anger.

"You idiot! Why did you scream!?" Gabe shouted.

"You guys called?" Cas asked.

"Yes, we called!" Sam replied angrily, until he realized.

"He screamed because of the game, but he didn't hear us call," he said to Gabe, who seemed to have a facepalm moment.

"Ohhh," Gabe said, nodding his head slowly.

"So, Cas, buddy, how're you feeling?"

"I'm fine, why?"

"You got drugged," Sam said slowly.

"Oh yeah, that. I'm going to get revenge."

"How?"

"Well, I assumed he was going to your house, Sam, so I followed in my car after, like, five minutes, and then while you were busy putting him to bed like a four year-old, I keyed the Impala."

Gabe laughed. "Way to go, Cassie!"

Sam just stood their with his mouth hanging.

"Oh. My. God. Call off the marriage. After Dean hears about this, he's going to freak," Sam finally said.

"That's what he gets, messing with me while I was trying to beat my old high score," Cas said calmly.

"I'm going to murder you," Sam growled. "All of this over video games?"

In the end, all went well. Dean was very mad to hear what happened to Baby, but he decided that it did even the battle between them. The marriage was not called off, but video games were banned from the Winchester-Novak house for a while, and the story is now the all time best story, beating the engagement party by a lot.

A/N

...Yup. I got the idea for the horror movie bloody murder scream from OTP prompts on tumblr, but the rest of it was from my very odd imagination. 

If anyone looks at my recent history, they're probably gonna be concerned.

Oh, well. Enjoy this odd one-shot, and I apologize for the long wait. I have not time after school to write, and last weekend I was sick.

Have a fabulous day, my lovelies.

Inu