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Group Chat 4

I-Love-Unicorns is typing...

I-Love-Unicorns: GUYS
I'mInGerard'sPants: What?
I-Love-Unicorns: GUESS WHAT IM EATING
•Coffee•: A dick?
I-Love-Unicorns: FR E SH A VOCA DO
•Coffee•: What the fuck is fr e sh a voca do?
I-Love-Unicorns: FR E SH A VOCA DO
I'mInGerard'sPants: Wow thanks that's very descriptive.

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I'mInGerard'sPants is typing...

I'mInGerard'sPants: I'm so thug life now.
Fro_Fro: Do I want to know why?
I'mInGerard'sPants: I got an awesome new rifle.
Fro_Fro: Why do you need that?
I'mInGerard'sPants: For killing unicorns.
I-Love-Unicorns: ;(
•Coffee•: I have a gun too.
Fro_Fro: Why does everyone have a gun now?
•Coffee•: My gun is better.
I'mInGerard'sPants: Oh really?
•Coffee•: You bet your ass it's better.
I'mInGerard'sPants: Yeah right. I've got twenty pistoles in each load.
•Coffee•: WELL MY GUN FIRES SEVEN DIFFERENT SHADES OF SHIT
I'mInGerard'sPants: .............................
•Coffee•: SO WHATS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR PUNK
I'mInGerard'sPants: .............................
I'mInGerard'sPants: .............. Pink.

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I'mInGerard'sPants is typing...

I'mInGerard'sPants: Is there a way to train dogs to speak?
Fro_Fro: Not that I know of.
I'mInGerard'sPants: Aww...
I-Love-Unicorns: Why do u wanna make dogs talk
I'mInGerard'sPants: It would be so cool and probably adorable.
Fro_Fro: I guess that makes sense.
I'mInGerard'sPants: I wanna teach them to call me daddy.
•Coffee•: Awww~
Fro_Fro: That is actually really cute.
I-Love-Unicorns: I wonder if Jesabelle can talk

I'mInGerard'sPants: IF THEY COULD SAY IT I WOULD BE SO FUCKING SATISFIED
•Coffee•: I can call you daddy if you want.
I'mInGerard'sPants: Oh hell yes.
•Coffee•: Okay.
I'mInGerard'sPants: Now that's checked off the bucket list.
Fro_Fro: Good for you.
I-Love-Unicorns: Nobody is noticing me
I'mInGerard'sPants: Yay~
•Coffee•: You seriously want me to call you that though?
I'mInGerard'sPants: Fuck yes please.
•Coffee•: Hehe okay~
I'mInGerard'sPants: Yay~
•Coffee•: I love you daddy~
Fro_Fro: I love you too.
I'mInGerard'sPants: .............................
•Coffee•: ..... Ray why?
I'mInGerard'sPants: .............................
I'mInGerard'sPants: IS THERE SOMETHING I SHOULD FUCKING KNOW ABOUT
Fro_Fro: And for once I get to ruin the moment.
I-Love-Unicorns: Wut
•Coffee•: Geez Ray, for a sec I thought you were serious...
I'mInGerard'sPants: HES SERIOUS?!
•Coffee•: No, Jesus, calm down...
Fro_Fro: I feel accomplished.

I'mInGerard'sPants: WHAT, IS MY DICK NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU, IS THAT IT
•Coffee•: Frankie calm the fuck down...
I'mInGerard'sPants: BECAUSE I THINK I AM PRETTY DECENT AT FUCKING AND YOU SHOULD APPRECIATE THAT
•Coffee•: I DO APPRECIATE IT, AND YOU'RE AMAZING AT FUCKING
I'mInGerard'sPants: Do you really mean that..?
•Coffee•: Of course I do, your so good.
I'mInGerard'sPants: So are you.....
•Coffee•: I'd never do anything with anyone else, I love you~
I'mInGerard'sPants: I love you too...
•Coffee•: I know...
I'mInGerard'sPants: Yay I'm confident in myself.
I'mInGerard'sPants: No, wait, I'm confident in my dick.

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I'mInGerard'sPants is typing....

I'mInGerard'sPants: Hey Ray?
Fro_Fro: Yeah?
I'mInGerard'sPants: Is it normal to ask questions about the way you have sex?
Fro_Fro: Uh, I guess maybe to some people.... Why..?
I'mInGerard'sPants: I don't feel like I'm fucking up to my full potential.
Fro_Fro: Okay I'm gonna stop you right there.
I'mInGerard'sPants: Whyyyyyyyy?
•Coffee•: Ahem, what do you mean by that?
I'mInGerard'sPants: I don't know, I mean, I can go harder than I already am.
•Coffee•: SO YOU KNOW MY DICK GETS SORE AND YOU'RE STILL ASKING IF YOU CAN SLAM YOUR COCK UP MY ASS
•Coffee•: Cause I'm fine with that.
Fro_Fro: ... Okay screw this, I'm muting you guys.
I'mInGerard'sPants: Okay have fun.

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I-Love-Unicorns is typing...

I-Love-Unicorns: Yo
I'mInGerard'sPants: Fro-yo.
•Coffee•: Fro-yo Baggins and the Fellowship of the Ring.
I'mInGerard'sPants: What are we doing with our lives?
•Coffee•: Nothing.
I'mInGerard'sPants: I knew it.
I-Love-Unicorns: I have children
•Coffee•: WAIT WHAT?!
I'mInGerard'sPants: WITH WHO?!
I-Love-Unicorns: I adopted them *attaches image*
•Coffee•: Mikey that's a rock with plastic eyes.
I'mInGerard'sPants: For a second I though he was serious about having kids...
I-Love-Unicorns: How dare u call my children rocks

I'mInGerard'sPants: At least it's not real kids, otherwise I'd feel bad for the mother.
I-Love-Unicorns: Stfu girls love me
I'mInGerard'sPants: Yeah, like your mom.
•Coffee•: She's my mom too......
I-Love-Unicorns: Yeah my mom loves me and so do other girls
I'mInGerard'sPants: I don't really care, I'm not interested in girls.
I-Love-Unicorns: Like I can't tell
I'mInGerard'sPants: And besides, don't most of those annoying female singers have fat asses anyway?
I-Love-Unicorns: Yeah why?
I'mInGerard'sPants: Does anyone not find that the least bit gross? I mean, all of it is plastic, so what's the big deal about it anyways? It bothers me so much.
I-Love-Unicorns: Fair point
•Coffee•: Wait, so you're saying that most female singers, like, the annoying ones, have big butts?
I'mInGerard'sPants: Yeah, why?
•Coffee•: ... Well shit that makes me an annoying female singer.

Fro_Fro: I just woke up and the first thing I have to see is you guys talking about people's butts.
I'mInGerard'sPants: You have a problem with that?
Fro_Fro: Yes.
I'mInGerard'sPants: Well I'll have you know that Gerard's ass is beautiful.
•Coffee•: Thanks for that.
I-Love-Unicorns: I can't tell if that was sarcastic or not
•Coffee•: You'll never know.
I'mInGerard'sPants: I BET IN THE FUTURE GERARD WILL BE ONE OF THE WONDERS OF THE UNIVERSE
•Coffee•: I should be honored, but I don't need more people looking up pictures of me. I mean, more than half the people who even watch the Danger Days music video just watch it for the panel in on my ass. Who's idea was that?
I'mInGerard'sPants: Mine.
•Coffee•: I should have guessed that by now.
I'mInGerard'sPants: It's never too late to make a music video for Destroya.
Fro_Fro: Aw hell no.
I-Love-Unicorns: No thx
I'mInGerard'sPants: Screw you guys.

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I don't know where I was going with this chapter
I regret nothing