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never interrupt fangirl fantasies

omg my friend has a brother who's way too logical

like a few days ago I was hanging out with them and my friend and were scrolling through Google Images

so I was like "I FOUND SENPAI"

"WE'RE MARRIED"

and her brother was like "But he doesn't exist... you can't- you can't marry someone who doesn't exist..."

So my friend was like "Oh no... BAKA, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!

and I was like

"*gasp*"

"dID YOU NOT WATCH FROZEN?!"

he was like "Yeah, I did... but wh-"

I started freaking out and screaming like

"REMEMBER WHAT ANNA SAID?! SHE GOT ENGAGED TO SOMEONE SHE MET THAT DAY, AND WHY DID SHE SAY SHE DID?"

so he was like "She said she did it because it was true love--"

so then I was like "eXACTLY"

"TRUE LOVE"

"LET ME- ENJOY- MY- FANTASIES"

my friend looked at her brother and said something like "do not ever do that again"

"fangirl territory is dangerous territory, so be cautious"

and I came in like "you got lucky today since I know you and since it was your first time, but in the future, never EVER tell a fangirl she isn't married to or dating senpai, because if you turn out to be unlucky and it's a yandere fangirl..."

"welp, see you in the afterlife, my boii"

hE LOOKED SO SCARED I WAS CRYING FROM LAUGHTER OMG