OH
OHMY
OHMYFVCKINGGODS
I'M DYING
I was at my school's science fair
So one of my friends got a slice of pizza
And his siSTER PUSHED HIM INTO THE TABLE
AND HE WAS CHOKING
I'M SO SCARED BUT IT WAS SO FUNNY
MY OTHER FRIENDS AND I WERE LIKE ALL GIVING HIM GLASSES OF THE LEMONADE THERE
HE WAS LIKE
"WTF GUYS I'M ALIVE DUDE STOP YOU'RE EMBARRASSING ME"
PFFFFFFT
I'M WHEEZING
HELP
OH MY GODS
YOU ARE READING
Updates (and other stuff!)
SachbücherIncludes: ~Explanations for the times I'm away or acting strange. •Telling you guys if I'll be gone for a while. ~Random shit. •Just... updates on stuff. Edit on April 6th, 2016:《WARNING: MATURE LANGUAGE》 [Well, there's mature language NOW, at lea...
