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    Updates (and other stuff!)

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    Includes: ~Explanations for the times I'm away or acting strange. •Telling you guys if I'll be gone for a while. ~Random shit. •Just... updates on stuff. Edit on April 6th, 2016:《WARNING: MATURE LANGUAGE》 [Well, there's mature language NOW, at lea...

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    OH
    
                          
    OHMY
    
                          
    OHMYFVCKINGGODS
    
                          
    I'M DYING
    
                          
    I was at my school's science fair
    
                          
    So one of my friends got a slice of pizza
    
                          
    And his siSTER PUSHED HIM INTO THE TABLE
    
                          
    AND HE WAS CHOKING
    
                          
    I'M SO SCARED BUT IT WAS SO FUNNY
    
                          
    MY OTHER FRIENDS AND I WERE LIKE ALL GIVING HIM GLASSES OF THE LEMONADE THERE
    
                          
    HE WAS LIKE 
    
                          
    "WTF GUYS I'M ALIVE DUDE STOP YOU'RE EMBARRASSING ME"
    
                          
    PFFFFFFT 
    
                          
    I'M WHEEZING
    
                          
    HELP 
    
                          
    OH MY GODS
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