This is legit my family tryna wake me up every day of the week:
Weekdays:
Dad: Wake up, Sanj! Time for school! (Yeah he actually calls me Sanj XD)
Two more minutes....
Dad: Alright, but only two more minutes...
-10 minutes later-
Dad: IF YOU DON'T WAKE UP RIGHT NOW, YOU CAN KISS YOUR NEW PHONE GOODBYE, YOUNG LADY!
*falls outta bed* HOLY APOLLO'S COW FINE I'M UP (PJO affff)
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(I'm gonna translate what my mom says bc she doesn't speak English to me. That's right I know another language-- anyways she does say A FEW English words but eh)
Mom: Sweetheart, it's time for school!
I need another five minutes...
Mom: Honey, it's 7:50...
HOLY ZEUS! *falls outta bed bc that's the daily routine* *snatches phone off counter* *checks time* -_-
Mom: ^w^
-_-
Mom: ^w^
-_-
Mom: ...
IT'S 7:32! 7:32!!!
Mom: I was close!
But I take like a bajillion years to get dressed only so thanks I guess...
Mom: *turns around and whispers* What have I raised?
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Little Bro: DIDI, WAKE UP! *hits me on the back*
(Didi means sister in my language)
*jumps up and smacks his face* DON'T HIT ME, BAKA!
Little Bro: Baka? What's that even mean?
Nothing nvm shut up---
(btw he speaks full fledged English but he just calls me didi bc respect)
Weekends:
Little Bro: Didi... come on... wake up...
Noooo... just gimme three more-
Mom: *pokes head in and peeks at me hopefully* -minutes?
Dad: *steps in and shakes head* No, hours.
Little Bro: No, days!
You're all wrong! THREE MORE YEARS!!! *pulls blanket over face*
Everyone: *leaves room*
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