Random Crack Chapter

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I was bored as fuck.So know you see this is what happens when my imagination runs free.

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It was a beautiful and peaceful day in Class 3-E until Author-San slammed the door open.

"WHAT'S UP BITCHES!!!"

"GODDAMMIT AUTHOR-SAN!!!" (Y/n) yelled

"Hey Korosensei!"

"Hmm."

"DO YOU HAVE A DICK OR NAH?!"

"Author-San that is highly inappropriate!"

"SHUT THE FUCK UP I DO WHAT I WANT!!!AND PLUS YOU'RE THE ONE WHO READS PORN!!"

"Author-San sure is....energetic." Nagisa sweat dropped 

"Nagisa!You're so Kawaii!!" Author-San glomped Nagisa

"Eh,Author-San I think it's best that you calm down." Isogai smiled

"YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS THAT YOU'RE NUMBER TWO ON MY CRUSHES FROM ASSCLASS!!AFTER ALL KARMA'S BAE!!!"

"Ne,you think I'm bae?" Karma asked

"Not just me so does (Y/n)-chan!"

"EH?!"

"Speaking of which,if you both don't get in the closet and fuck each other I will not hesitate to go Pokemon on your asses!"

"Eh?"

"FINE YOU ASKED FOR THIS!!"

*que Pokemon battle theme*

"SENPAI I CHOSE YOU!!!" 

"Yes my lady." Sebastian took out his butter knives.

"Senpai use hotness attack!"

Sebastian walked up to (Y/n) and Karma and put on a charming smile.

"Would you kindly get in the closet."

*gets nosebleed*

It was very affective on Author-San,not on Karma or (Y/n).

"Author-San if you don't stop this I will tell everyone here your name!"

"Nooooo!"

"I will!"

"Fine,Senpai get back in the Pokeball."

"Goodbye my lady."

"Fine,Markiplier I chose you!Use KING OF SQUIRRELS ATTACK!!!"

It was very affective!

"Damn it wasn't enough,DASHIE I CHOSE YOU!!USE MARIO MAKER RAGE ATTACK!!"

It was very affective!

*summons Dashie back into the Pokeball*

"Now." *shoves them in the closet* "FUCK EACH OTHER!!!"

"I challenge you to a Yu-Gi-Oh battle!" Korosensei stood there with cards in his hands

"I accept your challenge!GO DAREDEVIL!!"

"GO ARROW!!"

The battle had begun!

The winner was....Karma because he was too hot for everyone to handle.

Author-San began walking away from the building until she pressed a button and an explosion blew up behind her.

She put on some shades as these lines played.

AMERICA FUCK YEAH!!

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