Waysexual

12. Gerard Way Tries to Kick Patrick's Ass

Frank Iero was very tired of trying to avoid school. And he was tired of avoiding Gerard Way. Finally, on one of the last Tuesdays in March, he decided he should probably go to school.

Gerard Way was a little too excited to see his boyfriend at school. Frank hadn't been to school since Gerard had left, but no one was filling the Way brothers in. Patrick and Pete were reluctant to tell. No one said anything. And when Frank kept ignoring and not replying to Gerard's messages, Gerard's heart broke because he was in like, well probably a lot more than in like, with Frank.

"Hey baby!" Gerard smiled, kissing Frank. Frank didn't want to be kissed. In fact, he didn't want to be near Gerard at all. All he wanted was to cry. Frank pulled away, pushing Gerard away as well. "What's the matter?"

"Don't... You left, asshole. You left for a week and didn't call or text. Patrick... He... He told me you were using me." Frank didn't want to hear Gerard's excuse or apology.

"No, Frankie. I'd never do that."

"Why did he do that to me?" Frank asked.

"What did he do to you?" Gerard really didn't understand, but he was ready to kick Patrick Stump's ass.

"You don't know?" Gerard shook his head, hugging the smaller boy. Frank felt awful for yelling at Gerard. "He told me that you didn't want me... He saw me have a panic attack and made it look like I couldn't watch straight people porn..."

"I'm gonna kick Patrick's ass."

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Patrick Stump was too gay to get his ass kicked. He was really too gay to even think about getting into a fight. It didn't help that Pete Wentz, his sort of boyfriend, was suppose to be his backup. The two were going against the hottest guys in school.

Pete Wentz was too emo and too gay to do this. But he had to backup his sort of boyfriend, otherwise he wouldn't have anyone to buy him eyeliner. Because what else was a sort of boyfriend for? And most of the time, Pete was fucking broke, but he loved expensive eyeliner. And Patrick Stump provided eyeliner that wasn't from Walmart. Patrick took off his fedora, shaking. Frank was ready to cheer Gerard on.

Gerard Way was beyond reasonable discussions. He was really ready to fuck Patrick up, not in the sexual way. Mikey was Gerard's back up. Ray Toro was happy to see Mikey going against Pete.

Ray was always super jealous of Pete because Pete was usually who Mikey ran into when he was drunk. And when Mikey Way was drunk, all he wanted to do was have sex. So, getting to see Mikey mess up Pete's eyeliner was very satisfying for him.

"Ready to get your ass kicked?" Gerard asked on the football field, staring at Patrick.

"Are you ready to get your ass kicked?"

"I just said that," Gerard rolled his eyes. Patrick was usually pretty fucking sassy. But Gerard Way was the sassiest person to exist. And it was science or some shit that Gerard could out sass Patrick.

Everyone was watching four, either half or completely, gay guys on the football field. Lindsey Ballato was there and so was Jamia Nestor. Even a few teachers watched from behind the bleachers, hoping that Patrick would kick Gerard's ass.

Gerard charged toward Patrick, screaming about how he was fucking angry. Mikey went after Pete. Patrick and Pete ran from the two. It didn't look like a fight, more of an arms race. And it resulted in ten minutes of Gerard and Mikey chasing after a screaming Pete and Patrick.

Frank Iero was pleased with how this was going. He liked that Patrick and Pete were being humiliated in front of the whole school. Gerard was less than pleased because he didn't get to punch Patrick in the face. Mikey was having fun because he really liked running and chasing Pete and hearing him scream for mercy. Everyone else wanted to see a fight, rather than see four at least half gay guys running around the football field.

Finally, all four were out of breathe. Gerard was really trying to catch his breathe before Patrick. But that didn't work too well because Frank came down and began to kiss him. "You're adorable," Frank giggled as Gerard began blushing. Everyone watching sighed with disappointment, Lindsey and Jamia putting away their popcorn.

"Don't beat me please! I need to look good for the end of the year... I have to take family photos in three days!" Patrick begged. Gerard looked to Frank, who shook his head.

"Fine. But only because Frank is here. Don't ever fuck with him again," Gerard kicked Patrick in the shin. Then, the couple walked off, Mikey third wheeling behind them.