My first attempt so don't bash
()_()
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Jeff- what's with these snap chat filters they're so stupid...
Jeff- *alone in bathroom mirror*
Jeff- *with the bee filter* *filters high pitched voice* BUZZ BUZZ! BUZZ BUZZ!!! IMMA FUCKING BEE MOTHA FUCKA!! IMMA STING YOU! IMMA STING YOU!!! BUZZ BUZZ!!!!
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HOW DARYL CAME OUT:
Daryl- hey guys, balls are life!
Serenity- oh cool so you're into basketba--
Casper- wait....
Amy- Balls.....
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Jeff- *can't find Serenity in a crowd* This calls for drastic measures *uses hands as a microphone* YO, SOUL SURFER!!!
Serenity- *from afar* fucK YOU!!!!
Jeff- there she is.
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Serenity- so anyway, I--
Amy- *cuts her off* SHHH SHHH! I sense boys being gay...
Daryl- *across the hall* yO!
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Daryl- I feel like I was never in the closet.
Daryl- like, I feel like I was in a glass closet and everyone that saw me knew I was gay. Like they would be all-
Daryl- "yes bitch we see you come on out!"
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HOW ALICE AND JASON MET:
Jason- hey gurl--
Alice- *scoffs and walks away*
Jason- *bursts into song* *voice of a man angel* Girl, let me love you~
Alice- *gasps* *flings herself back*
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Jeff- *places unconscious Serenity on hospital steps*
Jeff- I'm not leaving until someone finds her....
Jeff- ...
Jeff- ...
Jeff- shiT I GOTTA PEE!!
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Amy- HEY SERENITY ITS FATHERS DAY!
Serenity- *looks at her cut off arm* yaaaay...... *says unenthusiastic*
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Casper- why aren't you a Girl Scout, Amy?
Amy- *flashback* *being held back from a smOL Girl Scout toddler* ILL SHOVE THOSE COOKIES UP YOUR ASS!!!
Amy- *present* .....reasons...
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DANIEL AND BETH WEREN'T ALWAYS RESPONSIBLE:
Daniel- *buckles bb Serenity in her stroller* who are the best parents?
Bethany- ...we are...
Daniel- I can't hear you!
Bethany- WE ARE!!!
Daniel- and don't you forget it *closes car door*
*later*
Daniel- see! Our first trip with the baby went great!
Bethany- *peeps into the stroller* THATS NOT OUR BABY!!!!
Daniel- WHAT?!
Bethany- *picks up an Asian baby from the stroller*
Daniel- HOW DOES THAT EVEN HAPPEN?!?
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Daryl- what's so good about being straight anyway???
Casper- what if you fart during anal?
Daryl- ....
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Amy- oh my God!! Are you okay?!?!
Serenity- Tiz but a scratch!
Amy- a SCRATCH?!?! You're Arms off!!
Serenity- *looks at severed appendage* ....I've had worse...
Amy- don't lie.
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Serenity- Daryl, you're a genius!!
Daryl- yea, I get called that often.
Serenity- what, genius?
Daryl- no, Daryl
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Serenity- I wonder what he looks like... *daydreams about JTK* he's probably a hunk with dreamy eyes and a killer smile.
Readers- well you got the killer part right.
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Well, Jays, I hope you liked it I have more to come so if this sucks you'll have to suffer a bit longer *cough* forever *cough*
-Bye!!
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Guideline to: My Peace and Serenity
Non-Fiction"Behind the scenes" isn't the best thing to refer to this book as but it'll have to do! This book is going to be a compilation of information about characters as well as a few added extras. ENJOY YOUR STAY IN MY PERSONAL PRISON!
