BEN- Hey Serenity, spell "me"
Serenity- ok. M-E.....?
BEN- you forgot the D
Serenity- *quirks a brow* there's no D in me....
BEN- not yet.... ( -.•)
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Jeff- are you checking me out?
Serenity- *blushes* u-m no! Pfft!
Jeff- oh come on don't act like you don't want this...!
Serenity- .....
Serenity- .....
Serenity- fuCK I do...
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When Serenity is not around:
Jeff- *plays with hoodie drawstring*
Jeff- *sits awkwardly on couch*
Jeff- *goes into bathroom*
Jeff- *looks through Serenity's stuff*
Jeff- *finds a tampon*
Jeff- *flings it across the room*
Jeff- *looks back at the tampon*
Jeff- *unwraps it*
Jeff- *opens it*
Jeff- *tampon comes out of dispenser*
Jeff- HOLY FUCK!
Jeff- *hears Serenity come home*
Jeff- *runs back to couch*
Serenity- hey babe. *kisses his forehead* *walks into bathroom*
Serenity- JEFF! WHAT ARE MY TAMPONS DOING ALL OVER THE FLOOR?!
Jeff- (•-•*)
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WHY AMY AND BEN COULDN'T BE FRIENDS:
Amy- I take pride in being a sarcastic Bitch.
Ben- me too!
Amy- *pulls out knife* THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!!!
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AMY AND BEN GO TO THE GYM:
Amy- *in the car after workout* dude I feel so fit! I just worked out my biceps, triceps---man, imma start eating healthy.
BEN- wanna go to chipotle?
Amy- AND THEN STARBUCKS?!
Both- *high five* Yaaaas!~
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Jack- hey baby~
Ben- sup, beautiful~
Jeff- Do yOu waNna Put YouR MOUtH oN mY MoutH?!??
Jeff- Nope you know what? I quit!
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Jeff- when your girl catches you with your side chick.
Serenity- are you gonna put it back?
Jeff- No! *holds up baby chicken* it's cute and I love it and it's mine now!
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Jeff- *touches Serenity's leg* *takes hand back suddenly* *hisses in pain* fuCK YOURE SO HOT!
Serenity- :D
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Serenity- *tries to tickle Jeff*
Jeff- *flinches away laughing* stop.....
Serenity- *keeps tickling*
Jeff- *grows a bit more serious* Stop!
Serenity- *keeps tickling*
Jeff- I said stop you morbidly obese spaghetti noodle! *pushes her off the bed*
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Serenity- *cries in the background*
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(Paragraph sliver from Forgive and Forget Me by @XxsilverlollipopXD *amaze story btw I can't put it down*)
YOU ARE READING
Guideline to: My Peace and Serenity
Non-Fiction"Behind the scenes" isn't the best thing to refer to this book as but it'll have to do! This book is going to be a compilation of information about characters as well as a few added extras. ENJOY YOUR STAY IN MY PERSONAL PRISON!
