Hi, I'm Jeremy Brooks, you may know me from one of my many featured appearances on the 'Banned From Starbucks' bulletin?...Oh, you don't? Well you should probably go check it out, I look surprisingly good in the photo. Not to mention it's pretty muc...
Welcome, reader. I hope you're ready for a good time, because you've stumbled upon the riveting tale of how I had sex with Caroline Machingaidze.
Okay, okay fine, I guess it isn't all about how I had sex with her...I guess there were other important parts too. Alright, let's say this instead:
This is 85% the story of how I had sex with the beautiful, heartless, and surprisingly libidinous Caroline Machingaidze.
And this is also 25% the story of—what? Oh...shit, my bad.
And this is also 15% the story about how the aforementioned beautiful, heartless, and libidinous Caroline Machingaidze kicked me out into the street, naked, alone, and very horny.
Meet Caroline...(I fucking know, right? How I got her into bed is beyond me)
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And now meet me...(I know, I was way too eager when the photo was being taken. I promise I'm not that much of a loser)
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So yeah, basically, Caroline hates me now—although I guess I kind of deserve it...I am a little bit of a dickhead. Anyway, that's not the problem. The problem is that she hates me, and yet somehow, throughout our very short and very emotionally scarring relationship, I think I've fallen in love with her.
...Or maybe I just want to have sex again...
Either way, I need to get her talking to me again, and since (as you already know) she's heartless, that's proved to be a little bit of a challenge. I'll start from the beginning though, because I have a feeling you may be a little bit confused.
So welcome, reader. I hope you're ready for a good time, because this is the thrilling story of how I, Jeremy Brooks, had sex with the beautiful, heartless, and surprisingly libidinous Caroline Machingaidze.
Yeah, so I'm not sure what this is...I'm really taking a leap with this story and it's going to be breaking the fourth wall like 24/7, but I'm really excited:) Just be aware that this does not at all have a solid plot and is probably going to be a super short story.
Like around 10-15 chapters short, because I'm really not sure what I'm doing. Thank you if you're still reading this though, i love you guys! Get ready for some really weird Jaroline, I guess.
