asexual >> joshler (on hold)

two - and i said, let there be references

yo what it do
so i see i've got people to actually like this.
noice.

here we go m8s, hope you like it
---------------

"dude, no way that josh dun asked for your ass!" mikey exclaimed, basically spitting out his pizza. i laughed, and nodded.

"dude, he was like trying so hard, oh my god." i said, taking a bite out of my pizza. i was currently sat in a circle with pete and mikey, telling the tale of how joshua dun asked me out. they were both pretty shocked, and not lying, that offended me.

pete chuckled at my glares and started talking. "anyways, dude you won't believe the shit gerard is telling me right now. tell your brother to leave me alone mikes!" he whined just in time for his phone to buzz again. mikey groaned and pulled out his phone, and called gerard, i assumed. soon gerard picked up and mikey went off like no ones business.

"gerard arthur way! how many times have i told you to leave pete alone! i'm trying to eat pizza and gossip with my friends... yes we are gossiping.. no it does not make us girls!.. no you can't gossip with us- gerard! just leave my boyfriend alone, you're not the only one who can be gay... go fuck a camel, gerard.. go fuck your mom... go fuck a toaster and turn it on!.. how many times do i have to tell you gerard, i don't like you like that!" he said once and for all, hanging up. me and pete were currently rolling around and basically fucking dying of laughter on the floor. mikey giggled, an embarrassed blush on his pale cheeks.

soon, me and pete calmed down, wiping the tears from our eyes and throwing away our empty pizza boxes. after all that we decided to have a horror movie marathon.. even though every ten seconds i was screaming like a child but you know what that just means they're good movies. right? right.

sinister was first, then we watched haunting in Connecticut and boiii was i screaming. they kept eyelids for fun thats just nasty i don't see how people even like this movie. oh, then we watched like every saw movie. good shit, mates.

after all that it was like three am so we decided it was time to shut the tv off and go to bed. pete let mikey stay in his bed and i just laid in mine alone. i sighed and stared at the ceiling.

is there seriously not one person on this planet not interested in just sex? i thought to myself. these thoughts come up often, don't worry. most of them asking the question 'why aren't i just normal?'. i rolled my eyes at myself before closing them and letting sleep take it's drift.

------------

the next morning i woke up, stretching my arms out slowly and taking in my room. i looked to my right and saw pete spooning with mikey and smiled slightly. with a yawn, i sat up, pulling on some pants and a shirt. i looked at my phone and grabbed it from the charger, looking at the time.

knowing pete and mikey, they're going to wake up in another hour; seeing as it's only ten. they're also going to be hungry, i thought just as my stomach growled.

i grabbed my keys and headed for the door, slipping on some vans and walking out. closing the door silently, i made my way out of the dorm hall and to the parking lot. but, rather annoyingly, i was stopped by a pink haired whore.

"hey! tyler, wait up!" i heard behind me as i walking to my car, only fifty feet away. damn, so close, i thought before turning around and looking at the boy jogging up to me. he stopped to catch his breath when he approached me.

now would be a great time to walk away.

and it is, so here i go.