asexual >> joshler (on hold)

Three- No I haven't seen his dick

Josh's Pov:

Don't get me wrong Tyler would be a great friend and all. He might even be a good boyfriend, but in all honestly I just wanna get in his pants.

I'm hoping that our little "date" this morning might've softened him up a bit. Maybe he wouldn't think I was just using him for a quick fuck. Even though both me and the readers reading this book know that's not the truth.

"Hey, B! I'm home put your clothes on!", I yell as I walk through the door of my dorm that I share with Brendon Urie. The man known for his majestic forehead.

"J your home! I have an important question to ask you. Did you see Joseph's dick yet?" Brendon said with a smirk.

"No Brendon I didn't see his dick... Sadly." I felt a blush creep onto my cheeks, why was I, the guy with the best record for no feeling fucks blushing about Tyler?

"Ah bro that sucks, I guess you'll have to move onto another person who'll give it up easier, Like me." He said winking and gesturing to his crotch area.

"No B, I am determined to get in Joseph's pants. No matter how long it takes." I said to Brendon as I started to walk to my room.

"Joooosh please, I'm horny!" he yelled as I was about to shut my door.

"You're always horny. Why don't you call your little buddy Ryan and see if he can help!" I yelled back as a shut my door walking over to my bed.

I pulled out my phone and proceeded to text Tyler

Josh: Taco Bell was nice this morning. We should go out again sometime.

Tyler: I would say yes, but are you just saying that to get in my pants.

Josh: No! I honestly would love to get to know you.

Tyler: I'll think about it Josh

Josh: Okay I'm gonna take a nap see you later today.

Frick yeah I might've just landed a date with Tyler. Wait what am I saying I don't do dates. Why am I excited? This Joseph kid is really doing things to me.

I went to take a shower, thinking about Tyler, I got dressed, thinking about Tyler. Even as I drifted off to sleep, I thought about Tyler.

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'Fuck' was the only thing running through my mind as I woke up from my nap. Music started in 15 minutes and I wasn't ready at all. I wanted to be on time for class today so I could to talk to Tyler without getting death stares from Mrs. Salazar.

Knowing I'm not gonna make it to class on time I decide to take my time (a/n: don't you fucking dare say what I know you want to say. I will cut you) getting ready. Making sure I look good for Tyler. I even brushed my hair and let's be serious I never brush my hair.

Walking into class 15 minutes late I plopped down in the seat next to Tyler giving him a smirk before I rested my hand on his upper thigh, ignoring the fact that Salazar hates me more and more each day.

She honestly needs to get used to the fact that I'm never on time. Maybe if I fuck her she will stop being such a little bitch. Too bad teachers aren't my type.

"Hey, Tyler did Pete and Mikey enjoy the tacos?" I asked trying to start a conversation.

"They like anything as long as its free." Tyler quickly replied before he turned his attention back to the front of the class.

"Are you down to get Taco Bell again after class?"

"Sorry no, I try not to eat Taco Bell two times in one day."

"Then we can go some where else, please Tyler I really want to get to know you."

"If I say yes will you leave me alone." Tyler said with a small chuckle.

"Nah, I love annoying you, it just makes you even more adorable."

At this point in time, I can't even tell if I'm even bluffing anymore. I think I actually may be falling for Tyler Joesph.

"Okay Josh, you can take me out, but no where too extravagant."

"If you're so worried about where I'm going to take you then you can choose the place."

"Hm okay, pick me up at 7 I know exactly where to go." Tyler said with a huge smile spreading across his face.

"Are you gonna tell me what this place is?"

"No Josh, it has to be a surprise, now pay attention to the assignment."

I spent the rest of class admiring Tyler. The way he ran his hands through his hair when he was thinking. Or the way his lips moved as he chewed on the tip of his pencil. I adored the way his eyebrows would furrow together when he was thinking. But my absolute favorite thing about him was when he would get an idea. You could see it in his eyes, they would light up brighter than any star in the sky. Then he would write it down in his notebook. And oh my gosh his handwriting. It was so perfectly imperfect. His S's were always crooked and his words were always scrawled across the page in such a beautiful way. I could just not get enough of Tyler Joesph.

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As soon as class ended I said a quick goodbye to Tyler before running to my dorm to tell Brendon that I had scored a date.

"B! Guess what ya boy just scored!" I yelled as I walked through the door.

"I'm guessing the answer is Tyler's dick."

"Ha I wish, but no I'm going on a date with him which means I'm one step closer to his dick."

"I've never seen you so invested in one guy's dick, you must be expecting great things."

"Dude, all I know is that his dick will at least be bigger than yours." I said laughing at Brendon's hurt expression.

"Excuse you Dun, but I'm 6 and a half inches." Brendon said in matter-of-fact tone.

"In your dreams Urie; who told you that, Ryan?"

"If you must know, yes, yes he did."

"Then he hasn't seen my dick." I said with a smirk before I left the room to get ready for my date with Tyler.

I picked out a plain white T-shirt and some light jeans that I rolled up into little cuffs at the end. Just enough to slightly reveal my ankles.

Now for the hard part, ha no not my dick, my hair. It was pretty much untameable no matter what I did to it. I usually would just wear a snapback or a beanie, but because this was a date I was trying my best to looked like I cared.

After what seemed like hours of messing with my hair getting it to look somewhat decent. I was off to pick up Tyler, and one step closer to getting in his pants.

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Oh well hello there. I am Showusthesun the Co-writer for this story. You can call me Tanis. Should I give you my pronouns or basic information about me? . Hm I don't know, but if you were curious I go by she/her pronouns and I'm trash. That's really all you need to know. Anyway I hoped you liked this chapter. My writing style is different from the actual authors so I hope that I lived up to the standards that she has created. Anyways the next chapter will be written by the author and I will be back to write chapter five.

Read/comment/vote and I will see you guys in chapter 5!