asexual >> joshler (on hold)

Seven- all that pent up sexual frustration had to be taken care of somehow

oh wow that's a very long and dumb title but who the fuck cares amirite.(it actally used to be longer but wattpad freaked out and wouldn't save it, please wattpad i just wanted to bring out my inner ryan ross with those long ass titles) i just wanted to say before the chapter starts that school is dumb and i apologize. anyways that is all now enjoy this mess of a chapter.

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-josh-

 "the stars are beautiful," i said looking over to tyler who hummed in agreement.

"know what else is beautiful?"

"don't you fucking dare say what i think you're going to say"

"wow someone's in a bad mood, whats up?"

"nothing josh just we've been out here like an hour and my ass is starting to hurt." tyler said giving me a smile.

"oh okay come on let's get you home." i get up and offer tyler a hand to help him up. he hesitated before grabbing it and standing up.

we walked silently to the car, and me being the total gentlemen i am, opened the door for him before getting in myself. i turned on the radio, some over listened to pop song came softly through the speakers, tyler quietly hummed along until we pulled up to the dorms.

i walked him to his dorm and said a quick goodbye before turning to leave.

"hey wait josh, thank you for tonight i enjoyed getting away from everything for a while," he said with a soft smile before quietly shutting the front door quietly not even letting me respond.

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i enter my apartment quietly, hoping not to alert brendon that i'm home so i don't have to deal with his shit. but of course with my luck as soon as i step inside the door brendon is already there asking me thousands of questions.

"god dammit brendon don't you have better things to do"

"since when do i ever have things to do." brendon said pretending like it was the most obvious thing in the world.

"you're always doing things when i need you, but as soon as i want you to fuck off you annoy the shit out of me." in all honesty i was getting tired of his shit. trust me i love him to death he's my best friend. just sometimes he needs to learn to chill the fuck out. you would think the absurd amount of weed he smokes would help, but it just makes it worse.

"josh, buddy i'm always here for you. i offer you blowjobs on the daily, and if i do say so myself that's being there for your friend."

wow i thought that was gonna be a really sweet friendship moment for a second there, but it's brendon so in all honesty what really did i expect. i thought for a second before replying, "speaking blowjobs, i think i'll take you up on that offer."

"i wanna say no because you've been a complete ass since you have started hanging out with tyler, but i'm gonna blame it on sexual frustration," with no hesitation he sunk down to his knees before speaking again, "all this pent up sexual frustration had to be taken care of, it was just a matter of time before you gave in and asked" 

needless to say i don't think i have ever loved brendon urie as much i do now. why did i not take him up on his offer sooner?

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i woke up the next morning to the smell of bacon. i slowly open my eyes realizing two things.
one: i was completely naked and
two: i was in brendon's bed

i mentally cursed myself for letting last night go that far. it's not that I regret it i just don't think it's normal to sleep with your best friend. but that's beside the point. i'm gonna go find out why it smells like bacon because i care about the important things in life.

i walk into our small little kitchen to see brendon in just boxers humming as he cooks.

"have a little respect for yourself and put some clothes on."

"i do have clothes on you asshole, now shut up or i'm not gonna make you breakfast." he said, waving the tongs he had in his hand around.

"i never asked you to make breakfast."

"just take it as an apology."

"an apology for what?" I asked trying hard not to sound completely confused.

"an apology for last night, trust me I enjoyed it. for Christ's sake it was best sex i've had since hooking up with ryan. butttttt i understand that it went a little bit to far and i'm sorry."

"don't be sorry bren. i regret nothing that we did last night." i told him truthfully, sure i shouldn't have slept with him but it's over and done with.

"in that case my lower back really hurts, are you always that rough or were you just in a extra dom type mood." brendon says laughing at his own statement. i must admit i didn't really find it that funny

"i'm gonna blame it on the fact that I hadn't had sex in like a week." i say rolling my eyes and sitting down before I continue, "now give me some bacon before i die of starvation.

we ate in silence, but a good type of silence. The type of silence that you feel comfortable being in.

the silence was suddenly broken as brendon choked on a piece of bacon, "fuck me, you would think i would be able to eat bacon without choking on it since i can put your whole dick in my mouth without a second thought."

"wow brendon, classy" i said while dying of laughter.

"fuck you josh, wait i mean fuck me."
he said while waving his eyebrows suggestively.

"i'm gonna take a shower bren, we can play mario kart when I get out if you want."

"yeah that would be sick, i'll clean up an get it ready."

i walked to the bathroom staring the shower before sending a text to tyler

do you wanna hang out at the park  later, and rant about our problems?

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i totally didn't publish this chapter yesterday before i was done writing it hahahahahahahahahahaa *sweats nervously*

anyway hope you liked this chapter. have a good day byeeeee