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Jensen's squirrel friend: Hello Sarah!?

What's up squirrel's friend?

Jensen's squirrel friend: I messaged you a lot... 

I know, like 15 messages, down boy.

 Jensen's squirrel friend: Wha... never mind. Um, listen, Sarah. Have we met?

I don't think we have...

 Jensen's squirrel friend: No, no, I think we have Sarah... I mean, think back.

Oh God.

 Jensen's squirrel friend: You remember? 

I think I do. We met at the Teen Choice Awards! 

 Jensen's squirrel friend: Yeah! We had some champagne!  

What was your name? It was Jarude, Jim...

 Jensen's squirrel friend: Jared. I'm Jared. 

Polish guy, yes! 

 Polish Guy Jared: It's not polish... 

Ah, yeah. The Teen Choice Awards were a while ago. 

Polish Guy Jared: They were. It's nice to meet you again, Sarah.   

You too Jared. Oh.

Polish Guy Jared: What? 

Nothing. 

Polish Guy Jared: You said 'oh,' that means something. 

Do you remember anything else that night? 

Polish Guy Jared: Yes, I do! You split champagne on me while holding that surf board! 

Ahhh, I am sorry! 

 Polish Guy Jared: Nah, it's fine. Past is past. 

Cool, thanks, so yeah...

Cool Guy Jared: Yeah, anyway. I still didn't find Jensen. Better make sure you still didn't kidnap him! 

whatevs.

Cool Guy Jared: Haha, joke Sarah. Bye. 

Bye Jared.

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