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You changed the group name from 'The Hunters (and Misha)' to 'Supernatural Talking Animals (w/ Almond (wtf) and Baby)'

HoLy CrAP, 45 messages! Wth, I am back with my girlfriends?!

Jensen The Squirrel: Technically Misha's a girl. He screams like one. 

Baby Mish: Hey!

Jared The Moose: Yeah, these girlies enjoy talking over night. I'm up most of the time stopping them. 

I guess you're the only man around here.

Jensen The Squirrel: REALLY?! He's the MOST mature???

What, yeah, why? 

Baby Mish: He's the baby here- not me! He's a vessel for a five year old. 

Jared The Moose: No I'm not! 

Jensen The Squirrel: Oh really? 

*grabs popcorn* 

Jared The Moose: Really. 

Jensen The Squirrel: Misha... 

Baby Mish: I'm ready. My fingers are tired, but ready. 

Jared The Moose: See? Girls. 

I know, THIS IS COOOOL. 

Jensen The Squirrel: Comic Con?

Jared The Moose: What about it?

Jensen The Squirrel: When you told started dancing around the stage? 

Jared The Moose: Yes...

Jensen The Squirrel: And on set when you pulled that tape off my face with your mouth!? The constant fart jokes. And the gassiest man I know didn't know the 'pull my finger' joke!

*spits out popcorn* REALLY? HOLY SHEET, JARED WHY NOT??

Jared The Moose: I thought we were talking about Misha being a girl...

Baby Mish: A-ha! You can't change the subject!

Jensen The Squirrel: Although, technically, you are. 

Baby Mish: I thought we were talking about Jared being a kid... 

You're all babies!

Baby Mish: Almond, come on! 

Where THE EF, DID ALMOND COME FROM??? 

Jensen The Squirrel: It was Baby's idea. 

And, HOW AM I AN ALMOND!? 

Jared The Moose: From what I remember, she isn't one. 

Baby Mish: What? She has brown hair and white skin... Get it...

.......

Jensen The Squirrel: I think baby needs some education. 

Baby Mish: Nah, nah! 

Okay, BABIES, I need to go, will text you all later! Byeeeee (babies)!

Baby Mish: I guess we can't argue with Almond.

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