MEAN BOYS (STONY)

Chapter 2

CHAPTER 2: Meet the Plastics

The next morning, I entered my math class and took my seat next to the brunette guy.

"Is that your natural hair color?" he asked.

"Yeah," I replied with a smile.

"It's gorgeous," he said and I grinned.

"Thank you," I said and opened up my binder.

"See this is the color I want," he said bringing his head close to mine. I smiled at his action.

"This is Wade, he's almost too gay to function," the redhead said and I greeted Wade who gave me a big smile.

"Nice wig Natasha, what's it made out of?" a guy asked her and she turned around.

"You're mom's pubes! I'm Natasha," she told me and I smiled.

"Hi, I'm Steve. Do you guys know where room G14 is?" I asked looking at my schedule.

I handed Wade my schedule, and he read it aloud, "Health, Tuesday Thursday room G14,"

"I think that's in the back building," Natasha said looking at Wade who looked at her confused.

"Oh yeah that's in the back building," he smiled.

"Yeah, we'll take you there," Nat said and I smiled at her.

"Thanks," I said and the bell rang for class to start.

After class, Wade and Natasha walked me to class.

"Watch out please! New meet coming through!" Wade announced as we made our way through the crowded hallways. It amazed me how everyone went from class to class in such a busy hallway. We ended up outside, and Wade went through my schedule.

"Health, Spanish, you're takin 12th grade calculus?" he asked shocked.

"Yeah, I like math," I smiled and he scrunched his face up in a disgusted manner.

"Ew, why?"

"Cuz it's the same in every country," I replied.

He thought for a moment before responding.

"That's beautiful," he said sitting on the grass with Natasha.

"This guy is deep,"

I looked around and saw we were the only ones outside.

"Where's the back building?" I asked.

"It burned down in 1987," Nat replied.

I looked at her confused, "Won't we get in some sort of trouble for this?" I asked. I don't want to blow off a class on the second day!

"Why would we get you into trouble? We're your friends," she retorted and I looked around again.

I know it's wrong to skip class, but Natasha said we were friends. And I was in no position to pass up friends. I guess I'll never know what I missed on that first day of health class.

"Don't have sex, cuz you will get pregnant and die! Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up! Just don't do it promise? Ok, everyone take some rubbers," Coach Logan said to his class.

"Why don't they just keep homeschooling you?" Nat asked.

"They wanted me to get socialized," I replied and she nodded in understanding.

"Oh you'll get socialized alright, a spicy chimichanga like yourself," Wade said and I titled my head in confusion. What's a chimichanga?

"What are you talking about?"