MEAN BOYS (STONY)

Chapter 11

CHAPTER 11: BURN BOOK

The next morning, Bucky went to Principal Fury.

"I found it in the boys bathroom, its so mean Mr. Fury," he said in a fake sad tone.

"Is this true? Jean Grey made out with Coach Logan?" he asked and Bucky shrugged.

"What's this? Wanda Maximoff is a witch,"

"It's so mean, and it's not even just girls. There are some guys in there too," I said.

"Alright Mr. Barnes. We're going to find out who did this," he said.

"There are only three boys who aren't in that book," I said and he looked at me

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"At your age you're going to have a lot of urges. You're going to want to take off your clothes, and touch each other. But if you do touch each other, you will get chlamydia...and die," Coach Logan said.

I was in health when Mr. Fury asked to see me in his office. When I was about to go in, Bucky came out with a smirk on his face. I saw Sam and Thor sitting inside.

"What's going on?"

"Have a seat Mr. Rogers," Principal Fury said.

"Have you ever seen this before?" he asked holding up the burn book. Oh no.

"No...I mean yes I've seen it before but it's not mine," I said.

"You better get your stories straight Mr. Rogers because I am not messing around here," he said and I fell back in my seat.

"It's not ours, its Bucky's," Sam said.

Mr. Fury looked like he didn't believe her and opened the book.

"Mr. Wilson, why would Bucky refer to himself as a fugly cunt?"

Thor laughed and Mr. Fury gave him a cold stare, "Mr. Odinson this is no time to be laughing,"

"We're going to get to the bottom of this right now," he said.

Meanwhile, Bucky was throwing copies of pages from the book in the halls.

"Maybe we're not in that book because everybody like us...and I don't want to be punished for being well liked" Sam suggested and I looked at him. "And I don't think my father...the inventor of toaster strudel...would be too pleased to hear about this," he added.

The bell rang and everyone saw the papers on the floors and on the walls.

"Made out with a hotdog? That was one time!" Pepper exclaimed ripping the paper off the wall.

"Jean Grey made out with Coach Logan?" Loki read with his friends.

"Hey! Settle down!" Ms. Hill yelled and she was then shoved and her glasses cracked. She looked and saw her phot on one of the pages.

Maria Hill drug pusher.

"Do you have anything else you wanna say?" Mr. Fury asked us.

"Oh no, I can't answer any more questions unless I have a parent or lawyer present," Sam said/

"Mr. Odinson?"

"Whoever wrote it probably thought no one would ever see it,"

"I hope no one ever does see it,"

Boy was he wrong.

"Natasha Romanov...slut. Wade Wilson...too gay to function?!" Wade exclaimed and Nat snatched the paper. "That's only okay when I say it!"