Me: *watching TV* Dang it! Commercials!
PAMA: I will make this Television... useful. *starts playing commercials with songs in them*
Me: Do do do do do do a dollop of daisy!
Winslow: *walks in* What are you doing?
Me: Nothing!
PAMA: This channel is... not useful... Changing to a better commercial *Starts playing
Pepto Bismol commercial*
Me: Hold on Winslow... NAUSEA, HEARTBURN, INDIGESTION, UPSET STOMACH, DIARRHEA! Yay Pepto Bismol!
Winslow: Um...
Me: *shrugs* NAUSEA, HEARTBURN, INDIGESTION, UPSET STOMACH, DIARRHEA! YAY PEPTO BISMOL!
Winslow: CREW, GET YOUR BUTTS IN HERE NOW!
*Everyone walks in and sees me watching commercials*
Petra: What's she doing?
Winslow: Don't ask...
Me: *singing to the SpongeBob Theme Song*
Jesse: *clears throat*
Me: *turns off TV* What? Nothing! I wasn't doing anything! Nope.
Benedict: Let's do ask or dare!
Me: Yep, I was just about to say that... hehe...
Everyone but me: *stares at me weirdly*
Me: I've had too much tea, ok? Hehe... ANYWAYS, the dare is... The Ice Bucket Challenge.
Winslow: What's that?
Me: Oh... um...
Reuben: It's when you pour ice water over your head.
Winslow: WHAT?!
Me: Sorry! I didn't want to say anything because... well, you're a cat...
Winslow: I'm dead.
Petra: Let's do this!
*Timeskip*
Everyone: *soaking wet*
Winslow: *running around the room screaming*
Me: WINSLOW COME HERE! *grabs him*
Winslow: No! How come you're stronger than me? No offense but you're a weakling.
Me: You're a cat right now...
Winslow: Oh right... *changes back into human form*
Me: *tapes him onto the couch* Chill... Stampy survived!
Stampy: *running around the room* PANICPANICPANICPANICPANICPANICPANIC!
Winslow: Fine...
Me: Ok we have another dare now.
Stampy: PANICPANICPANICPANICPANICPANICPANIC!
Me: It's for...
Everyone but me: *waits*
Me: Petra!
Petra: O.O
Me: It says "I dare you to marry your pan"
Petra: Oh I suppose that's not too bad.
Ivor: NO! IVORIZZLE DONT LIKE THAT PAN!
Jesse: Neither do I...
Me: Ok, Ivor you can complain, but Jesse, you're not allowed to, it did nothing wrong.
Jesse: I was shoved in lava...
Me: I gave you a fire resistance potion though.
Jesse: True...
Petra: Let's marry the pan then...
*Timeskip to the wedding*
Me: They grow up so fast...
Jesse: Shut up...
Lukas: Do you, Petra, take this pan to be your husband?
Petra: I do...
Lukas: Do you, Pan, take Petra to be your lawfully wedded wife?
Pan: *falls over*
Lukas: I think that means yes. You may now kiss the pan!
Petra: *kisses pan*
Jesse: ...
Petra: I want a divorce now.
Jesse: OH THANK YOU LORD!
Me: Well of you excuse me, I'm going to go and pretend this never happened. Bye!
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