Me: *downloading episode 8 of MCSM on my tablet*
Winslow: *walks in*
Me: AGH!
Winslow: Chill... I know about your stalker secrets, remember?
Me: Oh yeahhh...
Winslow: Why are you even downloading the game if you have it on your xbox thingy?
Me: You know how to do math right?
Winslow: Yeah...?
Me: Ok, then you'll understand why... I'm going on vacation in May and I have to drive 16 hours to get there... If one episode of MCSM averages to be 1 1/2 hours to 2 hours long, and I play all the episodes, then that takes away 12-16 hours of my trip, meaning that I can take up most of my trip while in the car.
Winslow: You're weird...
Me: Yeah... a bit.
Winslow: *walks out*
Me: *walks out after him* Hey, we've got a dare! CREW, GET YOUR BUTTS IN HERE NOW!!!
Everyone: *walks in*
Me: Wow... this is a long one...
Lukas: Oh god what is it?
Me: it says *inhales* "I dare everyone to start a nuclear war, jog from Texas to outer space, run to Scotland so I can hit them with a baseball bat, high five Donald Trump, jump off the Empire State Building whilst taking a selfie, eat a taco in 2 seconds or die, and fall on top of Ivor" *exhales*
Ivor: WHY ME?
Me: Hehe... So... How about we save the nuclear war til last, ok?
Everyone but Ivor: Agreed
Ivor: Nooooo!
Me: Um... *snaps fingers and teleports everyone to Texas* Whoever gets to space last is a slimeball! *sprints to space*
Aiden: IT SAID JOG!
Me: Oh yeah... oh well... *keeps sprinting*
Ivor: MEH KNEES!
Me: *makes it to space*
*Le Timeskip*
Me: Jeez, what took you so long?
Everyone: *Looks at Ivor*
Ivor: I HAVE BAD KNEES, OKAY?
Me: Anyways, let's go to New York... I think I'm, starting to run out of oxygen... *snaps fingers*
Lukas: Yeah... Um Reagan... you're the only one with a phone... how are we going to take selfies if you're the only one with one?
Maya: I have an idea... *shoves me off the building*
Me: AGH! *pulls out phone and takes selfie*
Winslow: Hopefully she comes back...
Me: *teleports back up there* Dang this is a good picture... I'm putting it on my story for all to see... *whispers* Add me @ReaganLovesCake
Jesse: You're lonely... nobody is going to add you...
Me: I TRY OKAY?
*Timeskip because I'm lazy and have to go somewhere in 5 minutes*
Me: Ok... one last thing... Start a nuclear war.
Ivor: MAKE A NUCLEAR BOMB? OK!
Me: IVOR NO-
Ivor: *makes a bomb and blows everyone up*
Me: Owie Owie Owie...
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