Danger Magnets (1D)

Chapter Five: Intoxicate Me

- Kitty's Point Of View -

Jeffree and I stopped at the bar, me completely in awe that they had bubbles in night club - and him in awe of the amount of attractive men surrounding us.

"Let's get wasted" Jeffree gives me a grin, but I have to admit when he's drunk he kind of scares me... so nope, we're not getting wasted tonight my friend.

"Are we sure we should drink tonight?"

"Of course! We should always drink when you have the chance to! Two rocket shots please"

Frowning at Jeffree as he ordered us some drinks before he shoves one into my hand, "Bottoms up kiddo"

"Jeffree, I shouldn't-"

"You're eighteen now, and I had gotten that fake I.D when you were seventeen for you, don't make me feel like I got you a terrible gift"

I looked up to see him giving me a pained look, "No - no! It's not that, it's just-"

"I'll buy you a happy meal" I threw my head back and the alcohol burned my throat, making me cough as Jeffree laughed at me while he started to pound on my back to stop my coughing fit.

"That's my girl"

I turned and slammed the shot glass onto the counter and stared at the bar tender dead in the eyes, "Intoxicate me, Bar Tender"

And that's when I started to not make sense of anything anymore, and the last memory I recall from my little outing with Jeffree Star.

* Waking Up *

The only thing I know was that I was warm, comfortable and whatever I'm laying on is moving... I better not have broken into the zoo again. Ignoring the moving surface I laid on, I soon felt something tightening around my waist - oh crap. I'm in the reptile house.

My eyes snapped open to see a pale skin with some ink on it, phew - not a snake... i'd be worried for the snake then. They eat people if you give them the chance.

 Pushing myself up I find that someone had their arms around me, restricting me from moving to much. Blinking groggily I looked to see whatshisface asleep, "How the hell..." 

 "Go back to sleep Kitten" the guy mumbles, pulling me back onto his bare chest and I laid there for a second before I put my cold nose on his chest. Before to long I hear his even breathing, telling me he is asleep and I slowly untangled my leg from his and my arm, before I slipped through his arms and off of the left side of his half.

Hmm, I want to bake something.

Hurrying to Dede's kitchen - still not sure how I got to her apartment, and pulled out the flour from her cupboard and then grabbed my recipe book - sometimes it feels like I moved in here, honestly...

And then, I started to bake cupcakes, "No! I should bake muffins - ooh, cake! Hang on... why not all of them?!" I squealed and started running around the kitchen, not having a head ache from last night's drinking game I had with Jeffree and the bar tender.

Stirring the bowl as I hummed to a random song that played in my head as I shoved a cupcake tray into the oven and started making choc chip muffins - oh my gosh. I SHOULD MAKE COOKIES!

I grabbed some more ingredients and started to mix them together, "Woah, when she said you bake - I didn't think you'd bake for the whole town" I glanced over to Harry and held a spoon out for him.

"Taste the dough please" 

He didn't even hesitate, he gobbled the dough up and then stared at me in shock, "That was the best thing i've-" he got interrupted by the oven going off and I quickly pulled the cupcakes out and replaced them with the muffins. 

"Pick a colour" I stared at Harry while showing him the food colouring in my hands and he points at the blue and yellow.

"Can we make green?"

"Of course" I grinned before I handed the two bottles to him and then grabbed the bowl of icing and gave it to him, "Hey D-" 

Turning around I get hit in the face with something and I  look at Harry as he stared at mewith  a smug look, "Excuse me - did you just ice me?" I narrowed my eyes at him.

"Maybe-" before he could talk he had cookie dough covering his face and was massaged into his curls. I continued to massage his head as he stared at me in shock.

"OH it is so on-"

"Bring it curly" he grabbed his green icing, I grabbed the cookie dough and then world war bakery began.

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING TO MY KITCHEN!" Harry and I freeze as we looked over to find Dede looking at us angrily.

"Uh-oh..." I whisper as she stared at Harry and I for a moment.

"Harry, get off of my friend - Kitty, let go of the spoon" Harry stepped back sine he had pinned me to the side of the kitchen bench and I let go of the spoon, it slides off of his head and down his back, leaving a trail of cake mixture behind on his white shirt.

Harry gives me a look as I bit my lip and looked  at Dede, trying to keep a straight face, "What was going on in here?!" she growls at Harry and I as we stood side by side as she stomps through the different mixture's and icing colors before she plants herself right in front of us with angry eyes.

"She started it-"

"Did not!" I yelled, smacking Harry's arm before I turned back to Dede and put my innocent expression on.

"Dede, honey - you know I'm innocent"

She examine's my face for a moment before turning to Harry, "You're cleaning this mess up young man" and then she stomped out of the room, almost slipping over and face planting on the tiles.

Turning I gave Harry a mischievous smirk before I leaned forward and stared into his shocked face, "Have fun cleaning up hot shot"

"Oh I am so going to get you back" he growls at me as I gave him a bigger smirk.

"Oh honey, don't start a game you can't win"

He narrows his eyes at me and I went onto my tippy toes, "And you're most defiantly going to lose"

"What gives you that idea?" he leans forward.

"Because, I was raised by my brother - and he taught me to end what you start"

"And who's your brother?" we had our noses touching, and he loomed over me as I looked up - trying not to fall from my tippy toes.

"Wouldn't you like to know - oh, and by the way, Harry?"

"Yes?"

I quickly licked the icing off of his nose and stepped backwards, "I always win" before I could see his shocked expression change, I hurried to Dede's room and skipped into the bathroom, "I'm having a shower Dede!"

"Kay!" 

Let the games begin, Harry Styles... whatever this game is anyway.