Unsolved Mysteries Vol,1

The Markovian Parallax Denigrate

One of the very first internet mysteries. The Markovian Parallax Denigrate was first seen in 1996 on the proto-internet, Usenet.
Usenet worked a lot like a basic forum system. It allowed users to send and receive messages in form of posts. And just like our email users of Usenet recived spam. That is how the Parallax Denigrate first appered. It appered as seeming random nonsenseical spam. Each post was titled "Markovian Parallax Denigrate". The posts consisted of seemingly random words for example: " jitterbugging McKinley Abe break Newtonian inferring caw update Cohen air collaborate rue sportswriting rococo invocate tousle shadflower"

According to witnesses, hundreds of these posts flooded the Usenet. Then, they stopped and the investgations and excitment started to die down until 2006. In 2006 the only remaining record of the Parallax Denigrate is on Google's Usenet archives. Someone soon noticed that the sender's email was that of Susan Lindauer, a journalist who had been an agent of Saddam Hussain and had been detained in 2004. Shortly after, the Wikipedia page for Markovian Parallax Denigrate was removed.