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RUDE UNNECESSARY ASS COMMENTS

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by ScintillatingSpeech

by ScintillatingSpeech

WARNING: THIS RANT ISN'T DIRECTED TO EVERYONE, YOU DON'T HAVE TO READ IT IF YOU DON'T WANT (though, you do that anyway).

BUT FOR YOU LITTLE BUTTFUCKS THAT COMMENT IGNORANT, UNNECESSARY, ATTENTION-SEEKING BULLSHIT IN THE COMMENTS OF OTHER BOOKS, I WANT TO TELL YOU SOMETHING I THINK YOU WEREN'T PREVIOUSLY AWARE OF.

YOUR OPINION DOES. NOT. FUCKING. MATTER.

SO I'VE COME UP WITH A FEW STEPS AND ALTERNATIVES TO TRY OUT WHEN YOU ARE ABOUT TO COMMENT DUMB SHIT.

STEP 1. THINK OF YOUR OPINION.

STEP 2. TAKE YOUR OPINION AND GET TO KNOW IT.

STEP 3. TAKE YOUR OPINION ON A DATE OR SOMETHING.

STEP 4. WHEN WALKING YOUR OPINION TO THEIR DOOR AFTER YOUR DATE, LEAN IN AND...

STEP 5. SHOVE SAID OPINION SO FAR UP YOUR ASS, YOUR FUTURE GRANDKIDS WILL FEEL THAT SHIT.

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ALTERNATIVES:

ALT. STEP 1: WHEN YOU GET READY TO TYPE THE FUCKERY THAT YOUR BRAIN CAN'T HELP BUT TO SPEW OUT...

ALT. STEP 2: DON'T ;)

Have a nice fucking day :)