Nosy Little Fucker Aren't You

WATTPAD: MASTER TEMPTRESS; DRUG OF THE 21ST CENTURY; WEAKNESS LOCATER PRO

If you find out about this app/site, make you an account, and still manage to have any kind of social life afterwards, you ARE NOT WATTPADING CORRECTLY.

That's it.

You're doing shit wrong.

We all know good and well that Wattpad is life consuming. It's like a drug.

You catch contact from a friend, then, all of a sudden, you're doing that shit more than you exercise. (Who the hell am I kidding? Who exercises anymore? Not me because I'm a lazy piece of shit ☻). And then, after you've dedicated more hours to this 'drug' than you sleep, you decide to q-quit?

LMFAO I couldn't even type it without laughing lol.

-.-

You can't 'quit' Wattpad. That's not physically, mentally, or emotionally possible. It has been scientifically proven. (I'm a scientist because I own goggles. I'm legit AF.)

You think you're going to 'sleep'.

Wattpad is like: "Hey, kid, come here." You, of course, comply. And Wattpad says, "have you seen this book? Read this bomb ass description, man."

You're like: "But, Wattpad, I need to sleep, there's school (or work) tomorrow." But, though you try not to be, you're tempted af to click the fucking book.

Then Wattpad recommends a book that they know will trap the fuck out of you.

Wattpad: *Suggests bomb ass BxB book with werewolves, fire, lies, underhanded mystery shit, magic, food, hot guys, fluff to the maximum extent, and, of course, the inevitable....

(No, not love. Though that's there too). S-S-MMMUUUUTTT. It finds my weaknesses and feeds on them. It waits until I'm vulnerable (before bed) to strike. I stay up until the sun is up, then hours after that. WATTPAD, THAT IS UNHEALTHY FOR ME! I DON'T KNOW SELF-CONTROL, YOU KNOW THISSSSSSS 😩.

I wonder if this is what it feels like to be addicted to something so hardcore that you forget that you have a life outside of this place.

My daily checklist includes (and is limited to):

Phone and/or laptop: ✓

WiFi: ✓

Chargers (backups included): ✓

Extended cords (for those far ass outlets): ✓

Food (meaning candy like a motherfucker): ✓✓✓

Water:

ANYWHORE (love his profile BTW), I have more unrelated things to say :)

I didn't know the title of a chapter can only be up to 80 characters, lmfao I'm learning new things every time I update.