Nosy Little Fucker Aren't You

WATTPAD UPDATES

I'M STILL PISSED OFF AND IT HAPPENED TWO DAYS AGO.

TWO DAYS AGO, I WAS READING THIS AWESOME ASS BOOK, THEN I DECIDED 'HEY LET ME GO UPDATE THIS FUCKING APP, TO SHOW MY APPRECIATION OR SOME SHIT'. SO, I UPDATED WATTPAD LIKE THE GOOD WATTPADIAN I AM.

AND ALL IS WELL UNTIL I HEAD MY GOOD LITTLE (UNSUSPECTING) READER SELF TO MY LIBRARY!

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LET ME TELL YOU!

OH MY FUCKING GOSH.

ALL OF MY BOOKS, EVERY SINGLE ONE, GONE.

NO, NOT 'LOADING'. NOT BEING 'RETRIEVED' OR ANY OTHER BULLSHIT. GONE.

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It took me by COMPLETE SURPRISE. LIKE I WAS ALL HAPPY THEN I WAS LIKE WTF WHY. Gave me whiplash like a bitch.

i cried.

I HAD TO GO BACK TO MY READING LISTS AND TRY TO BUILD MY BOOK EMPIRE BACK FORM THE FUCKING GROUND. I HAD HUNDREDS OF FUCKING BOOKS IN THERE. OF ALL GENRES.

(BXB *of course*

BAD BOY

WEREWOLF

FANTASY

VAMPIRE

GXG

RANDOM

CHICKLIT

HORROR

SCI-FI

TEEN FICTION

FAN FICTION

COVERSHOPS)

AND IT WAS ALL LOST! I WAS SAVED BY MY READING LISTS AND THOSE BARELY SCRAPED THE TIP OF THE FUCKING ICEBERG.

Now, I have to search high and low for books that I had in my library. Books that were recommended to me in someone's comment section. Books that were requested. Books that were in Anywhore's many reading lists. Books by -S-N-O-. BOOKS THAT MAKE ME WANT TO CRY. BOOKS THAT I WISH WERE MOVIES. BOOKS THAT MAKE ME FUCKING LAUGH....GONE....

Never updating this fucking app again. They can make it so you can video call the fucking characters and I will not be updating this app. (Unless that magically happens. That would be so friging cool.) 

And, on top of it all, THEY KEEP STEALING MY DAMN NOTIFICATIONS! ONLY WHEN I MANUALLY GO TO MY NOTIFICATIONS PANEL, DO I SEE THAT SOMEONE REPLIED TO A COMMENT 5 YEARS AGO.

So, Wattpadians, that was my weekend :'/

If there are any typos it's because I just don't give a shit anymore °_°