Nosy Little Fucker Aren't You

DID IT REALLY HAPPEN??

Is this real life?

Am I fucking dreaming? Have I finally died? Is this heaven? 😂

2K

Two-Thousand views.

2,000

That's the number 1 two thousand times, I think....

TWO THOUSAND VIEWS ON THIS BOOK?? WHAT IS LIFE?

This shit feels good. It makes me feel like I actually have a life :)

Thank you, world.

Wooooaaaahhh! Moment:

HOLY FUCK-ME-IN-THE-ASS, THIS FUCKING BOOK IS MOVING UP IN THIS GODFORSAKEN WORLD. We've managed to get up to 2K views and 214 votes, that's so bloody amazing! Thank you so much!

I love all of the Australian people that read this.

I love all of the South African people that read this.

I love all of the Canadian people that read this.

I love all of the American people that read this.

I love all of the British people that read this.

I love all of the Indian people that read this.

I love all of the Mexican people that read this.

I love all of the French people that read this.

I love all of the Irish people that read this.

I love all of the Filipino people that read this.

I love a of the Indonesian people that read this.

I love all of the Saudi Arabian people that read this.

I love all of the Kenyan people that read this.

I love all of the Ethiopian people that read this.

I love all of the Italian people that read this (I'm so obsessed with everything Italian, holy fuck).

I love all of the Romanian people that read this.

I love all of the Swedish people that read this.

I love all of the Turkish people that read this.

I love all of the Malawian people that read this.

(I missed some but...) I love EVERY SINGLE ONE of you crazy ass people that have read or still continue to read this shit.

P.S.: I'm sick as fuck and I kind of want to die. ☹