Daddy's Sweetheart Baby Lu (Hunhan)

His daddy, regretful

February 28, 2016

The doorbell kept crazily ringing at 10 AM. Luhan was watching cartoons while snuggling in Sehun's chest. It was unexpected and shocking when it suddenly rang nonstop until the older had to stand up and open the door to see who was the annoying person.

It was Chanyeol.

"Everybody run. Hormonal Baekhyun on the loose." He announced as he pushed Sehun out of the way. "Run. Hide your family, your stuff because I assure you," he paused as he stood on the stairs. "he'll destroy it all."

He ran upstairs in a hurry before another person entered the house but this time, that person was angry. He was wearing a big white shirt that probably belonged to Chanyeol and comfortable jeggings. He looked pissed off.

Of course, this person was Chanyeol's baby mama Baekhyun.

"Where is he? I swear I'm going to beat him up!" Baekhyun yelled as he slammed close the door.

Luhan yelped as he sat up, his finished bottle of milk on the floor now. Sehun and him were both shocked. It was so early in the morning too. What in the world was happening?

"He's upstairs...what's happ-"

Sehun couldn't even finish, Baekhyun cut him off. "That bastard they call a doctor said I'm growing boobs to feed my baby. Do I look like a fucking girl to you?" Baekhyun growled.

"Well I mean-"

"Answer that Sehun I swear that I'll have your balls for breakfast. I'll make you say your own last name every time you walk."

"Don't exaggerate. He said they're going to be very small. You won't even know they're there." Chanyeol said as he stood on the steps.

"It's your fault you jerk! Come here!" Baekhyun made an attempt to run after him but Chanyeol ran all the way up again and Sehun grabbed Baekhyun bridal style and sat him on the couch. "I'm not a fucking cow to squeeze fucking milk out."

"Calm down, Baekkie. I'm sure it's not bad." Sehun reassured with a charming smile while sitting Baekhyun next to Luhan.

"Bite me, Sehun."

"The doctor said they'll be gone after a year or so after birth." Chanyeol interrupted again. "Unless we have another child after this one."

Baekhyun stood up and threatened to throw the remote control but Luhan shrilled loudly, forcing him to stop.

"Aish! Stop digging your own grave, you fucking mini dick." Baekhyun grunted as he sat down again next to Luhan who sucked on his pacifier and continued watching Spongebob Squarepants.

His ears were like deaf, no matter about the loud fight going on around him. As long as they didn't take his TV, pacifier or his Pororo plush from him, he haves no problem and won't whine.

"Language," Sehun said but everybody ignored him.

"My pride!" Chanyeol gasped as he covered his bulge with his two hands.

"That's right I said it! You have a small dick!" Baekhyun yelled. "I don't even know how you managed to aim and shoot in the basket with that thing. Looks like the baby boy I'm carrying will have a bigger dick than you!"