"I'm glad I left that weird ass hoe."
"Hey bitch."
"Hey...???"
"Hello, I'm Savey. Short for Savage."
"Well hello there Savey ;)"
"Ummm.... What's that winkey face for?"
"Nothing ;)"
"Why did you say you're glad you left someone?"
"I just got out of a weird ass fucking relationship. Like the weird ass hoe was saying she wanted to fuck Donald Trump and kept trying to get into my panties. Like dude, take your ugly fugly crusty dusty musty thirsty horny ass somewhere else."
"Ahh... I know where you're coming from. I got out of one too. The girl was straight and cheating on me with another girl. Weird shit huh?" *Cough Cough* VoidxQueen
"Damn some luck you have."
"Yeah I'll say it's great because I met you ;)"
"Hehehehehe"
"So.... Want to go out sometime?"
"HELL fUCKING YEAH! YOU SEXY ASS MOTHERFUCKER! I'D LET YOU EAT MY ASS EVEN THOUGH I'M NOT INTO THAT"
"Well damn. Maybe I will eat your ass. It's really big. Like... really big. MMMMM!" A/N: I don't eat ass and I never will. lol
"Thanks. That's another thing my ex was tring to do. Always trying to eat my ass."
"Hehe Don't blame her."
*A/N: So... Thank you to those that are reading, commenting, and liking this story. This story is for humor purposes. Although I am gonna make this slighty like a weird ass love story. If you have any ideas please DM me and I might use them. I'm planning to make this book about 20-50 chapters. I just want to make people laugh and share my weirdness.*
