***At the date***
"So... I dropped my chapstick and I bent over to get it and the girls behind me thought I was twerking."
"OMG YOU'RE SO FUCKING FUNNY! IF YOU HAD A DICK I'LL SUCK IT RIGHT NOW. LIKE SERIOUSLY!"
"......"
"....."
".....Moving on. What's your favorite movie."
"Bridgette The Midget."
"...I never heard of that movie."
"It's a porn movie." A/N: Idk if that is real or not. But I ain't about to look that up lmao
"....I don't know how to respond to that. Why are you watching midget porn?"
"I was curious whether or not she can take a big dick up her ass."
"You are a nasty hoe. What the actual fuck? Do you get off to that shit?"
"HEEELLLL YEAH! That shit makes my pussy turn into Viagra Falls."
"I'm pretty sure it's Niagara Falls."
"Same difference."
"Whatever you say."
"Thank you Savey for taking me out on a date. I really like you."
"I like you too. Even though you're a weird ass motherfucker that gets off on midget porn."
"Maybe on the next date I'll let you get a piece of this ass. ;)"
"....... okay."
